Matt
28th November 2004, 05:09 AM
Sorry for the long lines, but this is just important because I want to get
my story up here as fast as I can!!!
-1-
"Pokemon" is copyrighted 1995-2004 by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures,
4Kids, & Warner Bros. Studios. All rights served. Xirrux is copyrighted
2002-2004 by Dr. Thinker.
##############"THE WEIRDEST PROBLEM"################
###A "POKEMON AMERICA" STORY BY DR. THINKER###
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It's normal for Xirrux to roll out of our her purple bed but only when
she's suprized by something. Today, it wasa phone call. Xirrux had all Gym
Leaders phone numbers in the "EALPT" [Eastern American League of Pokemon
Trainers & the "WALP" [The Western American Pokemon League] in on her list
of I.D. Callers. She check the date. It's was Friday, Oct. 13. Unlike most
people, Xirrux LOVES the number 13-expect when it in the following phone
number: PGG-133-1313. That was the phone number of Geraldie's Pokemon Gym.
They had very big dislike even since Xirrux was an Team Rocket member. .
She checked the phone number. Itt was PGW-431-1404. She was pleased. It
wasn't Geraldie calling again, but since her location was on Oil Island,
Texas. She will be mostly bussiness with estates that want her land for
oil. The number seem familar--but she couldn't place the face or the type
of Pokemon. Just then, as if she got it by a electric attack, she
remember! It was Wendy, the crazy water Gym Leader living in East Island,
Florida. That place ws in the news a lot because of large number of
hurricanes has been storming that part of the state for the past two
months
"Having trouble with the hurranices, Wendy?" Xirrux asked.
"Not bad. Lucky, my Pokemon Gym is very deep underground--though I can't
say the same about my house away from the Gym. It's a pile of wood by now.
I'm been living in the gym like the rest of my trainers.. So I'm fine.
It's just that one of my students is having a strange time with one of her
Pokemon. I let you tell you soon" Wendy stated. "She left between
Hurriance Kain & Hurriance Junko. She's she been landing in Mystic Heaven
soon. If not today or tonight, tomorrow."
"Thanks for the warning. I keep an eye out for her." Xirrux stated. "So
what's her name?""
"Susan Starya." Wendy stated.
"Thanks!"
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"Chicken!" A mysterious copy of Xirrux stated.
"I'm ALREADY GOT YOUR BADGE!" A female trainer remarked. "Can't you
remember me?"
"You don't look familar!" The Xirrux copy stated.
"STOP IT, KATE!" Xirrux stated.
"Why?" Kate replied removing the fake purple wig that she was using. Her
real red hair was lighting up room enough to make out a familar face. Like
Kate, she had red hair, but unlike Kate she was dressed in a white shirt
and a blue skirt. Kate, was dressed in a blue shirt & white skirt. Kate
waltz down to the girl.
"Sorry, cousin." Kate stated.
"No harm. No fowl. " Kate's cousin stated.
"Cousin? What's your name?" Xirrux stated.
"Stocks. Amy Stocks." Kate's cousin replied.
"Stocks? Sounds like American James Bond or something." Cale joked. The
Africa-American member of Xirrux's gym was dressed the usual plaid shirt
with blue overalls. His black hair was went down past his waist.
"So what's up, Amy Stock?" Xirrux asked.
"Not much. Just wondering what a Pyshic Pokemon is afaird off." Kate
asked. "So that way, I can keep my Hermonine safe."
"Hermonine? As in Hermonine Granger? From the Harry Potter books?" Cale
joked.
"Nope. It's my nickname for my Kabrabra." Amy replied.
"Pyshic-type Pokemon are usually afaird of the following types: Dark,
Flying, Bug, Ghost, and Normal." Xirrux remarked.
"By the way, how did you like my acting as YOU?" Kate asked Xirrux.
"Fine--but do me a favor." Xirrux replied.
"What?" Kate asked.
"DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" Xirrux yelled.
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard, and annoying Xirrux is out of question."
Cale joked.
"Ok, Cale. You just earn yourself a battle. I'm in a BAD MOOD!" Kate
replied.
"Can we do this outside the GYM?" Cale replied.
"Get your Pokemon and I meet you by the field behind the Pokemon Center."
Kate stated.
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Noon time was lunch time for most of the Gym Leaderss and Xirrux was not
expections. Around this time, she aslo feed her Pokemon. Her LV 40 Xatu &
LV 42 Natu was given some bird seeds, her LV 41 Abra and LV 44 Kabrabra
got apart of Xirrux's lunch meal--a small peanut and jelly sandswitch with
corn chips on the side, and her lastest and new Pokemon, a LV 43 Sableye
got a bowl of "Pop Rocks". The person who give her with call her at the
oppisite point of a "witch" hour. She wasn't to suprize when the lunch
room's phone---but who was calling at that time..
"Do you like my suprize?" Geraldie asked.
"What suprize?" Kate asked.
"The new Sableye I give you." Geraldie replied.
"YOU? Why?" Kate asked.
"To make up. I thought you were high ranking Team Rocket member--but it's
just turn out you were a undercover agent plant for the C.I.A.'s Pokemon
Crime section." Geraldie replied.
"They declassied that information?" Xirrux asked..
"Yep. Sept. 6 of this year." Geraldie remarked.
"Oh boy, would the media would LOVE that!" Xirrux stated.
"It's old news. By the way, I removed all threat to remove you from EALPT.
Have you heard about Cizura's Pokemon change in WALPT?"
"When did that happen?" Xirrux remarked.
"Aug. 20. Well, as you know. As long as she keeps at least a random
selection of Pokemon when old Mr. Checker comes around. She can keep the
her so-called types & the old badges that original WALPT Gym Leader had.
But now, she's a bit on the tick-off side. She won a trip to the American
Safari Theme Park."
"What's that?" Xirrux stated.
"Think the animal park 'Bush Gardens' with Pokemon. It's has three
locations: Zentor's Hill, Washington; Jennu's Wall in New York, & Theme
Park City, Florida. She picked the Washington one to go to." Geraldie
stated. "Anyway, she got a change to use 30 Safari Balls to get Pokemon.
She got only six Pokemon on the last few balls. All of them but one of
them has a common factor--Ground or Rock Pokemon: Ryhorn, two Geodude,
Onix, Sanslash. Her last Pokemon doesn't fix with the theme Seaking. Her
Gym Trainers are working on problem with the badge and it's name problem."
"Any other news?" Xirrux asked.
"Just that rumors of that Loch Ness monster has been popping up in
England--Orre is stiil a mess--The American President Election is getting
into high gear--the Russians are sending up a space shuttle get the
astronuts home-- Mt. St. Helen blow it's top again. That's all." Geraldie.
stated.
"I just feel like I listening to the summary of the TOP HEADLINES on CNN's
HEADLINE." Xirrux joked.
"I got to feel my Pokemon. I check you later." Gerladie stated.
Xirrux was smiling so good that Kate asked her what happen--and when Kate
was told Xirrux had friendly chat with Geraldie, Kate had to check her
watch calander twenty times just to make sure it wasn't April 1.
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Xirrux was starring as a small man with who's know to periodically help
upcoming trainers defeat Gym Leaders if cause they need major help, Carol
Checker keeps the themes of all Pokemon trainers
"Hey, Xirrux. What's up?" Mr. Checker.
"Nothing much." Xirrux replied. "Just got call from Geraldie's gym. They
declassified my C.I.A. information. I heard that you change Mrs. Normal
into Ms. Rock--depsite one of her Pokemon is a water Pokemon"
"Well, my news has been told--so I just get down to the "brass knuckles"
as fighting trainers might say. This is your day for a check. Name: Xirrux
Xisic. Pokemon: Pyshic. Badge: Mystic Badge. Badge Power: Raises mind
power of Pokemon--just a bit. Xatu & Abra. I heard you got two new
Pokemon. Place In EALPT: Third Gym."
"I do. Jennifer Sparks stated that my Pokemon is kind of weak. She's
getting annoyed at the early trio don't had a lot of Pokemon."
"That would be what? Geralide, Wendy & you?" Mr. Checker asked.
"Nape. Geraldie's the seven Gym. Her Pokemon are tough. Welly's is just
after mine's--then--Four Gym. Hellen, Susan & me make up the early trio."
"Hellen? Oh. The one that trains fire Pokemon. Susan, the Rock trio that's
a bit better then Brock & that Hoenn's Rock Gym Leader? Both of them
really trick off at Jennifer." Mr. Checker stated. "Why is that."
"Become Susan belives that Hellen will one day she will make Blaire's
Pokemon burned out like Mt. St. Helen. I did belive that--but not anymore.
That moutain blow it top off again. Not as bad as the first one--but we
got a active volanco." Xirrux replied."So, now I had to show you my
Pokemon."
Just like cue to walk on a stage play--Abra, Kabrabra, and Xatu
transported in the room. Just as they land beside the gym leader, Mr.
Checker SCREAMED when something touched his backside--"A Sableye! That's a
Dark/Ghost Pokemon. It's only 1, half of you team must be at least Dark to
change into the Dark Gym. Are you playing to get more Dark or Ghost
Pokemon?"
"I rather rip my entire skin off then catch a Murkrow or Poochyena."
Xirrux remarked.
Mr. Checker vomited the floor.
"I get the cookie jar." Cale joked from Gym's announcer's area.
Mr. Checker double-vomited the floor.
"I get the mop." Kate replied.
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Depsite's a week of black holes created by a Pokemon that Xirrux had
tossed in the lake, Mystic Heaven had peaceful nights for a quite
sometime. Right now, Xirrux was going over some paperworks--salaries for
the Gym Trainers. Xirrux has two very high pay people, Cale & Kate. They
were about pay the same as she is--$100 dollars. She as check to make sure
that her Gym has pay up on the gas, electric, water & phone bill will all
payed up--it's seemed that it's all been done. When she was finished. She
decide on leaving---but she stopped when the door was open. A young girl
dressed in a yellow shirt and blue jeans, was standing in the hallway.
"Hi, my name is Susan Starya." The young girl stated.
"YOU?" Xirrux stated. "You look like you to young to hold a Pokemon! Let a
long be a Pokemon trainer."
"You look to OLD to be a Pokemon trainer. So what's age are you?" Susan
asked.
Xirrux answered "29."
"I'm 14. I just didn't get my growth attack yet."
Xirrux knowed 'my growth attack' was a Pokemon trainer term for
growitching a few heights--a growth spurt--in more adult languge. Xirrux
quicky laughed. "So what's you problem?"
"My Pysduck is scare of Pyshic Pokemon."
"Now that's weirdest problem EVER! No Pyshic Pokemon is ever been scare of
one of this type before. Did you put him up against Dark/Ground Pokemon so
something?"
"I don't recall meeting any other pyshic. Just a lot of Bulbsuars,
Ivysaurs & Venusaurs." Susan answered.
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Xirrux was lying in her bed--but she didn't went to "the dream world".It's
been a very odd day. It's turns out Susan's Pysduck was afaird of Pyshic
Pokemon. She didn't know--but they was funny about this Pysduck. She had
to call a GYM letter to figure out what up. She know that no in America
has a pysduck--but she knows put some who does..."
She pull out her portal PC center---it looked like a normal lab top
center--but with the Pokemon ball. She open up the e-mail adress of all
know Pokemon Gyms in the world--but she decide to do Japanese--she heard
Misty Rivers has a Pysduck. She open "J -- Kanto's Water Gym" and begane
to type her message. She had then went to sleep.
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: WATERCENTER@KPL.jp.net.
SUBJECT: Pysduck
>I'm looking for Misty Rivers. She has a Pysduck. One of my following
>American trainers seem to have
>a problem with pyshic--she's afaird of them.
Sorry, I would like to help you--but I'm busy with trying to make my
Pysduck swim. I got to Gym to run. See ya!
Misty Rivers
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: SEAPRINCESS@EAPLT.GYM
SUBJECT: Susan's Pysduck
>I tried Misty. Your're next.
Sorry, I can't help you. I had no clue on why that Pysduck is afaird of
Pyshic. .
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: ELITE4@APA.NET
>I need help training teaching a Pysduck to not fear Pyshic Pokemon
You? A pyshic Pokemon trainer? Use a ghost Pokemon. If he's not afaird of
those and the Pokk--tell your pyshic Pokemon to make a fake a ghost
Pokemon. It worked wonders for Lorelli's Lapras!
Agetha Olost.
Champion of the WALPT League.
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Xirrux smiled. Suprizing, the the old Japanese woman who had her ghost
still got the touch. Not one has been handle to defeat her--even with Dark
Pokemon. Xirrux was heard munch of her past as one of Japanese's Elite 4.
Xirrux was a little worried--because most Pokemon--expect Dark & Ghost
Pokemon--were afaird of ghosts--both humans & Pokemon. Last year, on Oct.
31, Abra had to do some check her mind umpteeth millions just to make sure
that Xirrux was still in her witch outfit. While she was thinking of doing
what Agetha Olost did to Lorelli's Lapras.
"So, Oct. 31's rolling around?" Cale stated. "So what are you going be
this?"
"A mad sciencist." Xirrux replied.
"Try Giovanni. He's mad as one." Kate joked.
Xirrux remarked, "He's not mad sciencist. He's just a lame boss of a lame
crime ring. Anyway, I was I thinking more of the Dr. Forrester type."
"Oh, boy! We going to get a lot of bad jokes." Kate stated.
"That's normal with you and Cale around." Xirrux replied.
"Low blow, there." Kate stated.
She decide on seeing if Susan Stara's Pysduck is afaird of ghost Pokemon
before attempting to do it. It's she's afaird--she's uses Kate's stored
Ditto for a bit. If not, she see if certain double type will worked.
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Xirrux heard the sound of the familar cowarding cartoon white & brown
spotted Mightyena running another fake ghost come come from the television
set. She walked to see that Susan Stara was watching "Scooby-Doo." By the
look of it, the Migytena was doing attempting to get out of the usual bait
for the monster. After a lame trick, the fake monsters was defeated. The
monster is unmasked as a human crook. The reason is explained by the gang
and they want on their away..
"Oh, Xirrux. I didn't see you there." Susan stated.
"No harm. No fowl." Xirrux replied. "Like Scooby-Doo, is your Pysduck
afaird of ghosts?"
"Nope." Susan replied. "It almost defeat a Ghastly with no problem other--
but that Ghastly. But that trainer had meched an toxic attack."
Xirrux noted meched was a trainer term for an attack from TM. Toxic was a
favor of all most all of the Ghost trainers. Just recently, Eveton, the
American Devon, had make Toxic a very cheap TM--The price equal to that
one of regular red and white Pokeball-$1.00.
"I had got idea from Mrs. Olost that I had explain. Don't bring Pysduck's
Pokeball." Xirrux stated. "One time, I explained a big sercet--and one of
my Pokemon thought it was a good idea to tell the person. It really
wrecked a birthday suprize part."
"Oh, Wendy's birthday party was that? That was my fault, I was brought the
Abra to Wendy's house." Susan replied.
Xirrux wished that she was a Ditto, and could just melt her body into a
puddle and dissappear into the sewer system.
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Anyway, after Xirrux calmed down. She summon Sableye while Susan want to
locate her Pysduck's Pokeball. She thought If this works, I got to catch a
Dark Pokemon for old Geraldie. Well, I think of something before her next
birthday. She watched as Pysduck meet up with Sableye. Inside her one of
her Pokeballs was her Abra. Abra was decoding the thought-ways of the
Pysduck & Sableye..
"Why are you so afaird of Pyshic Pokemon, Pysduck?" Sableye remarked.
"My mother's trainer had very bad run with Ralt owned by a Team Rocket
member." Pysduck replied. "Pink or purple hair--don't know which--can't
tel the difference. Dressed in non-lettered purple outfit--non casual.
Mention she's going to find a Mew--no matter what the cause is. Mention
she wished she was a Ditto after killing my mother''s trainer."
Xirrux was sighing again. She thought after that grown-up Ralt left with
Velma Dinkey and the declassifed information of her C.I.A. job, she was
not to going to get a problem from the past. Looks like, she was wrong
again.
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Xirrux didn't like to do this--but some times--it was a matter of fact.
She had recalled Wendy--and told her to asked where her Susan got her
Pokemon from. Susan got it from her mother, Kendra Starya. Since most of
Wendy's Gym Trainers, stay at Wendy's Gym, Kendra has moving from Pokemon
Mart to Pokemon Mart. Kendra latest city was "Mystic Heaven." Lucky, she
has a reseason for buying stuff.
"Hey, Xirrux. What do you want?" Kendra asked.
Xirrux asked, "Five boxes of 'Pop Rocks', six Pokeballs painted neon
purple, 24 boxes of Pokemon Hyper-Potion, and 64 boxes of Poke-food."
"Do you want Pokemon in Sliph, Devon, Vessin, or Eveton?"
"Vessin?" Xirru asked.
"It's a Jotho company. Makes their Pokeballs and TM mechines." Kendra
replied. "Runs by Mr. Gio Oak."
"Giovanni Oak? Team Rocket's master mind." Xirrux replied.
"The same one. It's seem that when I was in Oil Island, Texas--Geraldie
always seem to buy that companies's Pokemon." Kendra replied.
"Hmmm. I take Eveton." Xirrux stated.
Kendra stated,. "The Pokeballs will take a week--but I got the other
stuff quicker then you can say 'The quick Vuplix jumped over the lazy
Growlithe' five time fast."
With the speed of a "Quick Attack", Kendra had gotten the three out of the
four items that Xirrux wanted. "Any thing esle?"
"Can you stop Kate's house on your way home?" Xirrux stated.
"I can. Is it top sercet?" Kendra replied.
"It is." Xirrux replied.
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Kate's house was fill with more Pokemon than you can shake a stick at.
Kate, Xirrux and Kendra were.
"Do you have a Goldduck?" Xirrux asked.
"Yes--but I give to a red hair trainer named Actra.." Kate replied.
"That would be me." Kate replied. "I get him."
"Why, Actra?" Xirux replied.
"That's my last name." Kate replied as she returned to the Golduck.
"Ok. Golduck. We got a guestion. Do you recalled the trainer with the
Ralt?"
"Yes. She was a pink hair girl dressed in pink shirt and pink pants, she
seem to have very dislike to pyshic Pokemon knocking around her Ralt,
Rotten, like it was she was a slave driver."
"Geraldie Darkson!!" I stated. "She totally HATES Pyshic Pokemon. If her
Gym Trainers didn't hold her back--she would have murder Pyshic Pokemon
that she come across.."
"Darkson? I got some I printed out from Scoops.net." Kate stated. "Here
some's the importants facts. It's seem that Darksons were one of the mob's
most trickest Pokemon users--likes Dark Pokemons."
A ball on Xirrux's belt shake up, and Sableye come out--and started.
"Rats! I thought tricking you were stop this discover my commander's
team... But I'm got to tell my commander that I fail...SEE YA!"
"STOP THAT POKEMON!" Xirrux and Kate at in union. Every Pokemon that Kate
had, Xirrux's pyshic Pokemon, and Kendra's water Pokemons attempted to it-
-but it was burned by Kate's Vuplix.
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Geraldie Darkson was mopping around her gym. She was mega-worried. She was
more worried since she sent Salbeye as a fake gift to Xirrux. She was
worried that since she discovered that the mans who want the land for
possible treasure in oil, sliver or gold were really F.B.I agents.
Suprizing, one of them, a woman named Officer Jenny show up--suprizing
Jenny had a few fighinting Pokemon with her, which helped Jenny knocking
out all of Geraldie's Pokemon: LV 51 - Clawdad, LV 52 - Sharpodo, LV 52 -
Mightyena, LV 53 - Sableye, LV 53 - Mighytena, & LV 54 - Serviper.
"Geraldie Darkson, you are under arrest for being in league with Team
Rocket.!
Geraldie Darkson's face had a very large frown on it.
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"What's up?" Xirrux asked--as she looked at Kate with a very looking at
letter from Mr. Checker. They were standing in Xirrux's room.
Kate answered, "It's been two month since Geraldie's trail. Geraldie's in
jail. It's seem that the Terry Darkson, her mother implanted her in the
F.B.I when you were implanted in the Team Rocket by the C.I.A.. The
Sableye faked Starya's information by using Geraldie's knowedgle of your
fakeself to convice you that you were the one. Sableye was used a modifed
transformed Shadow Pokemon machine--it didn't make it learn 'Shadow Rush',
but it was effect to make Geraldie it's own trainer. Nurse Jennia Joy is
been battling with it for a while--to remove the Shadow effect on it. Most
of the Gym Trainers from Geraldie's were disgused Team Rocket members from
over seas. It's that Pokemon Proffessers are looking around for a Dark
Trainer to take her Gym. Giovanni is taking 'if it's not in Kanto or
Johto, it's NOT my fault!' route. By the way, Susan's Pysduck is getting
better with your pyshic Pokemon. It's seem that it was just case of
nervous before another Pysduck who had Pyshic machined on him."
"So it's not to normal around here." Xirrux stated.
"Not with Kate around." Cale joked.
"Touchee." Kate replied.
#############THE END#################################
You could call this a semi-sequal to "The Black Hole", if you want too.
Logging Off,
Dr. Thinker
my story up here as fast as I can!!!
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"Pokemon" is copyrighted 1995-2004 by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures,
4Kids, & Warner Bros. Studios. All rights served. Xirrux is copyrighted
2002-2004 by Dr. Thinker.
##############"THE WEIRDEST PROBLEM"################
###A "POKEMON AMERICA" STORY BY DR. THINKER###
###############################
It's normal for Xirrux to roll out of our her purple bed but only when
she's suprized by something. Today, it wasa phone call. Xirrux had all Gym
Leaders phone numbers in the "EALPT" [Eastern American League of Pokemon
Trainers & the "WALP" [The Western American Pokemon League] in on her list
of I.D. Callers. She check the date. It's was Friday, Oct. 13. Unlike most
people, Xirrux LOVES the number 13-expect when it in the following phone
number: PGG-133-1313. That was the phone number of Geraldie's Pokemon Gym.
They had very big dislike even since Xirrux was an Team Rocket member. .
She checked the phone number. Itt was PGW-431-1404. She was pleased. It
wasn't Geraldie calling again, but since her location was on Oil Island,
Texas. She will be mostly bussiness with estates that want her land for
oil. The number seem familar--but she couldn't place the face or the type
of Pokemon. Just then, as if she got it by a electric attack, she
remember! It was Wendy, the crazy water Gym Leader living in East Island,
Florida. That place ws in the news a lot because of large number of
hurricanes has been storming that part of the state for the past two
months
"Having trouble with the hurranices, Wendy?" Xirrux asked.
"Not bad. Lucky, my Pokemon Gym is very deep underground--though I can't
say the same about my house away from the Gym. It's a pile of wood by now.
I'm been living in the gym like the rest of my trainers.. So I'm fine.
It's just that one of my students is having a strange time with one of her
Pokemon. I let you tell you soon" Wendy stated. "She left between
Hurriance Kain & Hurriance Junko. She's she been landing in Mystic Heaven
soon. If not today or tonight, tomorrow."
"Thanks for the warning. I keep an eye out for her." Xirrux stated. "So
what's her name?""
"Susan Starya." Wendy stated.
"Thanks!"
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"Chicken!" A mysterious copy of Xirrux stated.
"I'm ALREADY GOT YOUR BADGE!" A female trainer remarked. "Can't you
remember me?"
"You don't look familar!" The Xirrux copy stated.
"STOP IT, KATE!" Xirrux stated.
"Why?" Kate replied removing the fake purple wig that she was using. Her
real red hair was lighting up room enough to make out a familar face. Like
Kate, she had red hair, but unlike Kate she was dressed in a white shirt
and a blue skirt. Kate, was dressed in a blue shirt & white skirt. Kate
waltz down to the girl.
"Sorry, cousin." Kate stated.
"No harm. No fowl. " Kate's cousin stated.
"Cousin? What's your name?" Xirrux stated.
"Stocks. Amy Stocks." Kate's cousin replied.
"Stocks? Sounds like American James Bond or something." Cale joked. The
Africa-American member of Xirrux's gym was dressed the usual plaid shirt
with blue overalls. His black hair was went down past his waist.
"So what's up, Amy Stock?" Xirrux asked.
"Not much. Just wondering what a Pyshic Pokemon is afaird off." Kate
asked. "So that way, I can keep my Hermonine safe."
"Hermonine? As in Hermonine Granger? From the Harry Potter books?" Cale
joked.
"Nope. It's my nickname for my Kabrabra." Amy replied.
"Pyshic-type Pokemon are usually afaird of the following types: Dark,
Flying, Bug, Ghost, and Normal." Xirrux remarked.
"By the way, how did you like my acting as YOU?" Kate asked Xirrux.
"Fine--but do me a favor." Xirrux replied.
"What?" Kate asked.
"DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" Xirrux yelled.
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard, and annoying Xirrux is out of question."
Cale joked.
"Ok, Cale. You just earn yourself a battle. I'm in a BAD MOOD!" Kate
replied.
"Can we do this outside the GYM?" Cale replied.
"Get your Pokemon and I meet you by the field behind the Pokemon Center."
Kate stated.
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Noon time was lunch time for most of the Gym Leaderss and Xirrux was not
expections. Around this time, she aslo feed her Pokemon. Her LV 40 Xatu &
LV 42 Natu was given some bird seeds, her LV 41 Abra and LV 44 Kabrabra
got apart of Xirrux's lunch meal--a small peanut and jelly sandswitch with
corn chips on the side, and her lastest and new Pokemon, a LV 43 Sableye
got a bowl of "Pop Rocks". The person who give her with call her at the
oppisite point of a "witch" hour. She wasn't to suprize when the lunch
room's phone---but who was calling at that time..
"Do you like my suprize?" Geraldie asked.
"What suprize?" Kate asked.
"The new Sableye I give you." Geraldie replied.
"YOU? Why?" Kate asked.
"To make up. I thought you were high ranking Team Rocket member--but it's
just turn out you were a undercover agent plant for the C.I.A.'s Pokemon
Crime section." Geraldie replied.
"They declassied that information?" Xirrux asked..
"Yep. Sept. 6 of this year." Geraldie remarked.
"Oh boy, would the media would LOVE that!" Xirrux stated.
"It's old news. By the way, I removed all threat to remove you from EALPT.
Have you heard about Cizura's Pokemon change in WALPT?"
"When did that happen?" Xirrux remarked.
"Aug. 20. Well, as you know. As long as she keeps at least a random
selection of Pokemon when old Mr. Checker comes around. She can keep the
her so-called types & the old badges that original WALPT Gym Leader had.
But now, she's a bit on the tick-off side. She won a trip to the American
Safari Theme Park."
"What's that?" Xirrux stated.
"Think the animal park 'Bush Gardens' with Pokemon. It's has three
locations: Zentor's Hill, Washington; Jennu's Wall in New York, & Theme
Park City, Florida. She picked the Washington one to go to." Geraldie
stated. "Anyway, she got a change to use 30 Safari Balls to get Pokemon.
She got only six Pokemon on the last few balls. All of them but one of
them has a common factor--Ground or Rock Pokemon: Ryhorn, two Geodude,
Onix, Sanslash. Her last Pokemon doesn't fix with the theme Seaking. Her
Gym Trainers are working on problem with the badge and it's name problem."
"Any other news?" Xirrux asked.
"Just that rumors of that Loch Ness monster has been popping up in
England--Orre is stiil a mess--The American President Election is getting
into high gear--the Russians are sending up a space shuttle get the
astronuts home-- Mt. St. Helen blow it's top again. That's all." Geraldie.
stated.
"I just feel like I listening to the summary of the TOP HEADLINES on CNN's
HEADLINE." Xirrux joked.
"I got to feel my Pokemon. I check you later." Gerladie stated.
Xirrux was smiling so good that Kate asked her what happen--and when Kate
was told Xirrux had friendly chat with Geraldie, Kate had to check her
watch calander twenty times just to make sure it wasn't April 1.
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Xirrux was starring as a small man with who's know to periodically help
upcoming trainers defeat Gym Leaders if cause they need major help, Carol
Checker keeps the themes of all Pokemon trainers
"Hey, Xirrux. What's up?" Mr. Checker.
"Nothing much." Xirrux replied. "Just got call from Geraldie's gym. They
declassified my C.I.A. information. I heard that you change Mrs. Normal
into Ms. Rock--depsite one of her Pokemon is a water Pokemon"
"Well, my news has been told--so I just get down to the "brass knuckles"
as fighting trainers might say. This is your day for a check. Name: Xirrux
Xisic. Pokemon: Pyshic. Badge: Mystic Badge. Badge Power: Raises mind
power of Pokemon--just a bit. Xatu & Abra. I heard you got two new
Pokemon. Place In EALPT: Third Gym."
"I do. Jennifer Sparks stated that my Pokemon is kind of weak. She's
getting annoyed at the early trio don't had a lot of Pokemon."
"That would be what? Geralide, Wendy & you?" Mr. Checker asked.
"Nape. Geraldie's the seven Gym. Her Pokemon are tough. Welly's is just
after mine's--then--Four Gym. Hellen, Susan & me make up the early trio."
"Hellen? Oh. The one that trains fire Pokemon. Susan, the Rock trio that's
a bit better then Brock & that Hoenn's Rock Gym Leader? Both of them
really trick off at Jennifer." Mr. Checker stated. "Why is that."
"Become Susan belives that Hellen will one day she will make Blaire's
Pokemon burned out like Mt. St. Helen. I did belive that--but not anymore.
That moutain blow it top off again. Not as bad as the first one--but we
got a active volanco." Xirrux replied."So, now I had to show you my
Pokemon."
Just like cue to walk on a stage play--Abra, Kabrabra, and Xatu
transported in the room. Just as they land beside the gym leader, Mr.
Checker SCREAMED when something touched his backside--"A Sableye! That's a
Dark/Ghost Pokemon. It's only 1, half of you team must be at least Dark to
change into the Dark Gym. Are you playing to get more Dark or Ghost
Pokemon?"
"I rather rip my entire skin off then catch a Murkrow or Poochyena."
Xirrux remarked.
Mr. Checker vomited the floor.
"I get the cookie jar." Cale joked from Gym's announcer's area.
Mr. Checker double-vomited the floor.
"I get the mop." Kate replied.
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Depsite's a week of black holes created by a Pokemon that Xirrux had
tossed in the lake, Mystic Heaven had peaceful nights for a quite
sometime. Right now, Xirrux was going over some paperworks--salaries for
the Gym Trainers. Xirrux has two very high pay people, Cale & Kate. They
were about pay the same as she is--$100 dollars. She as check to make sure
that her Gym has pay up on the gas, electric, water & phone bill will all
payed up--it's seemed that it's all been done. When she was finished. She
decide on leaving---but she stopped when the door was open. A young girl
dressed in a yellow shirt and blue jeans, was standing in the hallway.
"Hi, my name is Susan Starya." The young girl stated.
"YOU?" Xirrux stated. "You look like you to young to hold a Pokemon! Let a
long be a Pokemon trainer."
"You look to OLD to be a Pokemon trainer. So what's age are you?" Susan
asked.
Xirrux answered "29."
"I'm 14. I just didn't get my growth attack yet."
Xirrux knowed 'my growth attack' was a Pokemon trainer term for
growitching a few heights--a growth spurt--in more adult languge. Xirrux
quicky laughed. "So what's you problem?"
"My Pysduck is scare of Pyshic Pokemon."
"Now that's weirdest problem EVER! No Pyshic Pokemon is ever been scare of
one of this type before. Did you put him up against Dark/Ground Pokemon so
something?"
"I don't recall meeting any other pyshic. Just a lot of Bulbsuars,
Ivysaurs & Venusaurs." Susan answered.
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Xirrux was lying in her bed--but she didn't went to "the dream world".It's
been a very odd day. It's turns out Susan's Pysduck was afaird of Pyshic
Pokemon. She didn't know--but they was funny about this Pysduck. She had
to call a GYM letter to figure out what up. She know that no in America
has a pysduck--but she knows put some who does..."
She pull out her portal PC center---it looked like a normal lab top
center--but with the Pokemon ball. She open up the e-mail adress of all
know Pokemon Gyms in the world--but she decide to do Japanese--she heard
Misty Rivers has a Pysduck. She open "J -- Kanto's Water Gym" and begane
to type her message. She had then went to sleep.
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: WATERCENTER@KPL.jp.net.
SUBJECT: Pysduck
>I'm looking for Misty Rivers. She has a Pysduck. One of my following
>American trainers seem to have
>a problem with pyshic--she's afaird of them.
Sorry, I would like to help you--but I'm busy with trying to make my
Pysduck swim. I got to Gym to run. See ya!
Misty Rivers
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: SEAPRINCESS@EAPLT.GYM
SUBJECT: Susan's Pysduck
>I tried Misty. Your're next.
Sorry, I can't help you. I had no clue on why that Pysduck is afaird of
Pyshic. .
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TO: XIDER@EAPLT.GYM
FROM: ELITE4@APA.NET
>I need help training teaching a Pysduck to not fear Pyshic Pokemon
You? A pyshic Pokemon trainer? Use a ghost Pokemon. If he's not afaird of
those and the Pokk--tell your pyshic Pokemon to make a fake a ghost
Pokemon. It worked wonders for Lorelli's Lapras!
Agetha Olost.
Champion of the WALPT League.
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Xirrux smiled. Suprizing, the the old Japanese woman who had her ghost
still got the touch. Not one has been handle to defeat her--even with Dark
Pokemon. Xirrux was heard munch of her past as one of Japanese's Elite 4.
Xirrux was a little worried--because most Pokemon--expect Dark & Ghost
Pokemon--were afaird of ghosts--both humans & Pokemon. Last year, on Oct.
31, Abra had to do some check her mind umpteeth millions just to make sure
that Xirrux was still in her witch outfit. While she was thinking of doing
what Agetha Olost did to Lorelli's Lapras.
"So, Oct. 31's rolling around?" Cale stated. "So what are you going be
this?"
"A mad sciencist." Xirrux replied.
"Try Giovanni. He's mad as one." Kate joked.
Xirrux remarked, "He's not mad sciencist. He's just a lame boss of a lame
crime ring. Anyway, I was I thinking more of the Dr. Forrester type."
"Oh, boy! We going to get a lot of bad jokes." Kate stated.
"That's normal with you and Cale around." Xirrux replied.
"Low blow, there." Kate stated.
She decide on seeing if Susan Stara's Pysduck is afaird of ghost Pokemon
before attempting to do it. It's she's afaird--she's uses Kate's stored
Ditto for a bit. If not, she see if certain double type will worked.
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Xirrux heard the sound of the familar cowarding cartoon white & brown
spotted Mightyena running another fake ghost come come from the television
set. She walked to see that Susan Stara was watching "Scooby-Doo." By the
look of it, the Migytena was doing attempting to get out of the usual bait
for the monster. After a lame trick, the fake monsters was defeated. The
monster is unmasked as a human crook. The reason is explained by the gang
and they want on their away..
"Oh, Xirrux. I didn't see you there." Susan stated.
"No harm. No fowl." Xirrux replied. "Like Scooby-Doo, is your Pysduck
afaird of ghosts?"
"Nope." Susan replied. "It almost defeat a Ghastly with no problem other--
but that Ghastly. But that trainer had meched an toxic attack."
Xirrux noted meched was a trainer term for an attack from TM. Toxic was a
favor of all most all of the Ghost trainers. Just recently, Eveton, the
American Devon, had make Toxic a very cheap TM--The price equal to that
one of regular red and white Pokeball-$1.00.
"I had got idea from Mrs. Olost that I had explain. Don't bring Pysduck's
Pokeball." Xirrux stated. "One time, I explained a big sercet--and one of
my Pokemon thought it was a good idea to tell the person. It really
wrecked a birthday suprize part."
"Oh, Wendy's birthday party was that? That was my fault, I was brought the
Abra to Wendy's house." Susan replied.
Xirrux wished that she was a Ditto, and could just melt her body into a
puddle and dissappear into the sewer system.
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Anyway, after Xirrux calmed down. She summon Sableye while Susan want to
locate her Pysduck's Pokeball. She thought If this works, I got to catch a
Dark Pokemon for old Geraldie. Well, I think of something before her next
birthday. She watched as Pysduck meet up with Sableye. Inside her one of
her Pokeballs was her Abra. Abra was decoding the thought-ways of the
Pysduck & Sableye..
"Why are you so afaird of Pyshic Pokemon, Pysduck?" Sableye remarked.
"My mother's trainer had very bad run with Ralt owned by a Team Rocket
member." Pysduck replied. "Pink or purple hair--don't know which--can't
tel the difference. Dressed in non-lettered purple outfit--non casual.
Mention she's going to find a Mew--no matter what the cause is. Mention
she wished she was a Ditto after killing my mother''s trainer."
Xirrux was sighing again. She thought after that grown-up Ralt left with
Velma Dinkey and the declassifed information of her C.I.A. job, she was
not to going to get a problem from the past. Looks like, she was wrong
again.
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Xirrux didn't like to do this--but some times--it was a matter of fact.
She had recalled Wendy--and told her to asked where her Susan got her
Pokemon from. Susan got it from her mother, Kendra Starya. Since most of
Wendy's Gym Trainers, stay at Wendy's Gym, Kendra has moving from Pokemon
Mart to Pokemon Mart. Kendra latest city was "Mystic Heaven." Lucky, she
has a reseason for buying stuff.
"Hey, Xirrux. What do you want?" Kendra asked.
Xirrux asked, "Five boxes of 'Pop Rocks', six Pokeballs painted neon
purple, 24 boxes of Pokemon Hyper-Potion, and 64 boxes of Poke-food."
"Do you want Pokemon in Sliph, Devon, Vessin, or Eveton?"
"Vessin?" Xirru asked.
"It's a Jotho company. Makes their Pokeballs and TM mechines." Kendra
replied. "Runs by Mr. Gio Oak."
"Giovanni Oak? Team Rocket's master mind." Xirrux replied.
"The same one. It's seem that when I was in Oil Island, Texas--Geraldie
always seem to buy that companies's Pokemon." Kendra replied.
"Hmmm. I take Eveton." Xirrux stated.
Kendra stated,. "The Pokeballs will take a week--but I got the other
stuff quicker then you can say 'The quick Vuplix jumped over the lazy
Growlithe' five time fast."
With the speed of a "Quick Attack", Kendra had gotten the three out of the
four items that Xirrux wanted. "Any thing esle?"
"Can you stop Kate's house on your way home?" Xirrux stated.
"I can. Is it top sercet?" Kendra replied.
"It is." Xirrux replied.
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Kate's house was fill with more Pokemon than you can shake a stick at.
Kate, Xirrux and Kendra were.
"Do you have a Goldduck?" Xirrux asked.
"Yes--but I give to a red hair trainer named Actra.." Kate replied.
"That would be me." Kate replied. "I get him."
"Why, Actra?" Xirux replied.
"That's my last name." Kate replied as she returned to the Golduck.
"Ok. Golduck. We got a guestion. Do you recalled the trainer with the
Ralt?"
"Yes. She was a pink hair girl dressed in pink shirt and pink pants, she
seem to have very dislike to pyshic Pokemon knocking around her Ralt,
Rotten, like it was she was a slave driver."
"Geraldie Darkson!!" I stated. "She totally HATES Pyshic Pokemon. If her
Gym Trainers didn't hold her back--she would have murder Pyshic Pokemon
that she come across.."
"Darkson? I got some I printed out from Scoops.net." Kate stated. "Here
some's the importants facts. It's seem that Darksons were one of the mob's
most trickest Pokemon users--likes Dark Pokemons."
A ball on Xirrux's belt shake up, and Sableye come out--and started.
"Rats! I thought tricking you were stop this discover my commander's
team... But I'm got to tell my commander that I fail...SEE YA!"
"STOP THAT POKEMON!" Xirrux and Kate at in union. Every Pokemon that Kate
had, Xirrux's pyshic Pokemon, and Kendra's water Pokemons attempted to it-
-but it was burned by Kate's Vuplix.
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Geraldie Darkson was mopping around her gym. She was mega-worried. She was
more worried since she sent Salbeye as a fake gift to Xirrux. She was
worried that since she discovered that the mans who want the land for
possible treasure in oil, sliver or gold were really F.B.I agents.
Suprizing, one of them, a woman named Officer Jenny show up--suprizing
Jenny had a few fighinting Pokemon with her, which helped Jenny knocking
out all of Geraldie's Pokemon: LV 51 - Clawdad, LV 52 - Sharpodo, LV 52 -
Mightyena, LV 53 - Sableye, LV 53 - Mighytena, & LV 54 - Serviper.
"Geraldie Darkson, you are under arrest for being in league with Team
Rocket.!
Geraldie Darkson's face had a very large frown on it.
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"What's up?" Xirrux asked--as she looked at Kate with a very looking at
letter from Mr. Checker. They were standing in Xirrux's room.
Kate answered, "It's been two month since Geraldie's trail. Geraldie's in
jail. It's seem that the Terry Darkson, her mother implanted her in the
F.B.I when you were implanted in the Team Rocket by the C.I.A.. The
Sableye faked Starya's information by using Geraldie's knowedgle of your
fakeself to convice you that you were the one. Sableye was used a modifed
transformed Shadow Pokemon machine--it didn't make it learn 'Shadow Rush',
but it was effect to make Geraldie it's own trainer. Nurse Jennia Joy is
been battling with it for a while--to remove the Shadow effect on it. Most
of the Gym Trainers from Geraldie's were disgused Team Rocket members from
over seas. It's that Pokemon Proffessers are looking around for a Dark
Trainer to take her Gym. Giovanni is taking 'if it's not in Kanto or
Johto, it's NOT my fault!' route. By the way, Susan's Pysduck is getting
better with your pyshic Pokemon. It's seem that it was just case of
nervous before another Pysduck who had Pyshic machined on him."
"So it's not to normal around here." Xirrux stated.
"Not with Kate around." Cale joked.
"Touchee." Kate replied.
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You could call this a semi-sequal to "The Black Hole", if you want too.
Logging Off,
Dr. Thinker