peterwang69@hotmail.com
15th October 2004, 11:05 PM
This was so funny.. had to share, pulled it of a messageboard.
Modtards on Howard Stern's Bulletin Board!
15/10/2004 – Ben Farmer
The King of all shock talk media is starting to look like the clown of
all internet message boards. Kevin Smith, creator of Clerks,
Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back was an invited guest on the
Howard Sterns Bulletin Board.
No sooner than posting his first thread, a "modtard", as one fan puts
it, censored Kevin Smith from making a joke about another radio
personality. In addition to having his post censored, a fan was
banned from the board for a tribute thread entitled, "Fuck You, Fuck
You, and Fuck You!".
"The thread was a tribute to the words, Fuck You!" puts the fan. "I
was inspired by Yucko the Clown's passionate use of these two
beautiful words."
The fan said that "modtards" closed his first thread, and then he
recreated it only to have it merged with another persons thread.
Frustrated, he then created it a third time resulting in a ban. "The
modtards just couldn't stop fucking with my ‘Fuck You' thread!"
complains the fan, "And then they ban me… can you fucking believe it?"
The fan photoshopped a spectacular rendition of himself as "Darth
Carnage" a fan who has fallen to the dark side of the board.
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/darthcarnage.jpg
"I turned the ban into a joke. Being banned from the Howard Stern
Bulletin Board for the words, ‘Fuck You!' is like being kicked out of
Church for praying to God." explains the fan.
"I created a music video for the modtard who banned me called, ‘Fuck
you, Modtard!' where I perform my version of a seated ‘Haka ‘, you
know… flip the bird and make funny faces, act really pissed off to
intimidate my opponent.", he explains "I then created a tribute to the
other fallen fans as a flash message to Howard Stern about this
modtard problem.
This animation was followed up by the "The Fall of the Fans", a
response to Jeff Shick of IBM on how the moderators are not following
protocol
When asked why he went through all this work to create the video and
messages, the fan responded, "I thought it would be funny, not to be
taken seriously. I'm playing around to draw attention to this issue.
I love Howard and his board, nothing but respect. However, four other
fans were also banned for sticking up for me… that is the spark the
lit the flame in these animations. They didn't deserve that
treatment. What a Stupid fuckin' modtard!"
The Fall of the Fans has some very funny cartoon animation towards the
end, *spoiler* It should make fans of the Starwars Kid laugh.
PureCarnage, as he is known to some messageboards ,has a website full
of funny songs that he has written. He has some spectacular bic-pen
artwork, a style worthy of some artistic respect.
The link to Howard Stern's "modtard" message:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/modtards.php
The link to "Fall of the Fans", the message to Jeff Schick and Howard
Stern:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/fallofthefans.php
The link to the music video, "Fuck You, Modtard" at this link:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/modtards.php
Modtards on Howard Stern's Bulletin Board!
15/10/2004 – Ben Farmer
The King of all shock talk media is starting to look like the clown of
all internet message boards. Kevin Smith, creator of Clerks,
Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back was an invited guest on the
Howard Sterns Bulletin Board.
No sooner than posting his first thread, a "modtard", as one fan puts
it, censored Kevin Smith from making a joke about another radio
personality. In addition to having his post censored, a fan was
banned from the board for a tribute thread entitled, "Fuck You, Fuck
You, and Fuck You!".
"The thread was a tribute to the words, Fuck You!" puts the fan. "I
was inspired by Yucko the Clown's passionate use of these two
beautiful words."
The fan said that "modtards" closed his first thread, and then he
recreated it only to have it merged with another persons thread.
Frustrated, he then created it a third time resulting in a ban. "The
modtards just couldn't stop fucking with my ‘Fuck You' thread!"
complains the fan, "And then they ban me… can you fucking believe it?"
The fan photoshopped a spectacular rendition of himself as "Darth
Carnage" a fan who has fallen to the dark side of the board.
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/darthcarnage.jpg
"I turned the ban into a joke. Being banned from the Howard Stern
Bulletin Board for the words, ‘Fuck You!' is like being kicked out of
Church for praying to God." explains the fan.
"I created a music video for the modtard who banned me called, ‘Fuck
you, Modtard!' where I perform my version of a seated ‘Haka ‘, you
know… flip the bird and make funny faces, act really pissed off to
intimidate my opponent.", he explains "I then created a tribute to the
other fallen fans as a flash message to Howard Stern about this
modtard problem.
This animation was followed up by the "The Fall of the Fans", a
response to Jeff Shick of IBM on how the moderators are not following
protocol
When asked why he went through all this work to create the video and
messages, the fan responded, "I thought it would be funny, not to be
taken seriously. I'm playing around to draw attention to this issue.
I love Howard and his board, nothing but respect. However, four other
fans were also banned for sticking up for me… that is the spark the
lit the flame in these animations. They didn't deserve that
treatment. What a Stupid fuckin' modtard!"
The Fall of the Fans has some very funny cartoon animation towards the
end, *spoiler* It should make fans of the Starwars Kid laugh.
PureCarnage, as he is known to some messageboards ,has a website full
of funny songs that he has written. He has some spectacular bic-pen
artwork, a style worthy of some artistic respect.
The link to Howard Stern's "modtard" message:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/modtards.php
The link to "Fall of the Fans", the message to Jeff Schick and Howard
Stern:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/fallofthefans.php
The link to the music video, "Fuck You, Modtard" at this link:
http://www.rackmx.com/artwork/fanart/howardstern/modtards.php