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Shadowbakasama
15th July 2004, 06:00 AM
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, but I'm not trying to
make any money off this so I guess it's OK then.

This is a Ranma continuation and multi-cross-over with Sailor Moon,
Tenchi Muyo!, Mermaid Saga, Ah Megami-sama and Mamono Hunter Yohko.

This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so please review and tell
me what you think.

Ranma Crossing Over to the Wild Side

By Paul Bennett aka Shadowbakasama


Chapter 9: The Morning After


Ranma was having trouble waking up. There was light coming in the
window and he could smell breakfast, so why hadn't someone splashed him
with cold water or thrown him out the window yet? Rolling over to look
around Ranma doesn't recognize the room he's in.

Engaging his mind Ranma thinks, 'OK, not at the Tendo's or Mom's house.
What did I do yesterday? ... Oh Kami, the WEDDING! I remember
everything going to hell and Akane hitting me into the pond then
Shampoo-Neko! ... Then I was in the bath with *Rei-chan* <Man, is she
Hot or what?> Yeah, I usually don't get a nosebleed, and she didn't
even hit me or scream HENTAI like Akane does. That's right, I went Neko
and she found me and brought me home with her. <She's your NEW
fiancee.> Right, and I met her friends. <V-chan was so pissed.> Yeah,
I apologized, but I've got to make it up to her, I pulled some pretty
nasty tricks on her in when we were in England. <At least she seems to
have given up on revenge.> Well, I guess she decided that I've had more
than enough suffering. I can't believe I broke down in front of those
girls. <Scared the hell out of them.> Yeah, Usagi threw up, V-chan
broke down and cried, Makoto . she was praying for me, and Rei-chan came
over and hugged me until I felt better. <Akane isn't the #1 fiancee
anymore.> Well, now I've got a year to get rid of the other fiancees.
<I smell breakfast!> Time to get up.'

After a quick wash up and a dip in the furo to change back Ranma gets
dressed just in time to join Rei and her grandfather for breakfast.

"Ranma-kun are you ready to start the Neko-tolerance training again?"
the elderly priest asks.

"Kami, I have to do that again?" Ranma complains, "Didn't you find
anything else to help, like a meditation technique or hypnosis, anything
but c-cats."

"I only started looking yesterday, I made a few calls too some
associates of mine, I'm hoping that they may have dealt with something
like this before." Grampa Hino says. "One of them is coming over soon,
he is your best chance since he has been around for over 700 years."

"He's not all shrunken and shriveled up is he?"

"No, he doesn't look his age. Actually he disguises his youth and
assumes new identities every so often. His lifeforce is bonded to that
of a majestic tree that keeps him young, and gifts him with some mystic
powers. He came to Tokyo yesterday when he saw the news of a
*Neko-Onna* on the loose, so maybe he has had some experience with the
Neko-Ken."

"However," Rei interupts them, "you promised the police a demonstration
of the Neko-Ken, so Minako-chan is bringing Artemis over in an hour.
Nabiki-san is also coming over with your Mom and a few others."

"Alright Rei-chan, I'll do it, but it takes quite a bit to force me into
the Neko-Ken anymore. I'm not sure a regular c-c- feline can scare me
enough anymore, the last two times it has been Shampoo, my amazon
fiancee, in her c-c- mouse chaser form. And she was right in my face
with her c-claws in me, and y-yowling at me. The time before that it
was a t-TIGER. I just don't think a normal c-c-c house pet will scare
me enough anymore."

"Well, it seems like the Neko-Tolerance training did some good after
all, right Rei-chan."

"That's true, I doubt Shampoo could have scare me if not for her angry
Battle Aura, and the fact that I had just been attacked with bombs and a
Mallet-User having a serious conniption fit over the wedding disaster."

"We'll have to come up with something to make Artemis scary. I'll give
Mina a call and have come over early."

-----------

Ranma is in a closet with Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, and Artemis.
Ranma-chan stood in the corner as far from Artemis as he could get in a
closet.

"Now Rei-chan, why are we in the closet in Senshi form?" Venus asks Mars.

"Well, I told you about how me and my family reduced Ranma's fear of
cats with the Neko-Tolerance training we did. Well, the problem is that
a cat needs to be Very Scary to put him into the Neko-Ken. I think
we'll have to umm power up Artemis to scare Ranma."

"Can we do that? I mean I know we can combine powers, but can Arty
handle that much power."

"I shouldn't need that much power, I'm not going to attack him, just
power up a scary battle aura." Artemis says, "So just give me a little
at a time, and I'll tell you when to stop."

So they start to push they're power into the white cat until his hair is
standing on end, his eyes are glowing, and an impressive Battle Aura is
glowing around him. Venus is holding her cat up to Ranma-chan and
Artemis is growling at Ranma, but Ranma isn't getting scared enough.

"Damn, I'm getting scared of Artemis and Ranma-san is still just
standing there. Arty can you take any more?" Venus asks her cat.

"No way, I'm almost burning up right now."

"Well, I know one trick that might do it. Sorry Artemis." Mars says as
she grabs his tail and runs one hand up the tail petting the fur the
wrong way.

"RROWL!!" Artemis yells in pain and anger digging his claws into Venus's
arms as he whips around to face Mars, his battle aura changing to a hot
feeling red as his fur huffs up.

Mars seeing that Ranma is finally getting scared trips Venus towards
Ranma, and Venus tossed the angry cat at Ranma so that she can catch
herself before she hits the floor.

Artemis grabs onto Ranma shirt and whips his head around to growl at
Mars "GRRRAW, That HURT Rei, I'm going to get you for that!"

As Artemis jumps off of Ranma-chan, scratching her on takeoff.
Neko-Ranma-chan drops to all fours and lunges after him pinning Artemis
to the floor under her hand before he could reach Mars. "RRrrrrr."
Neko-Ranma-chan growls at the tomcat telling him not to attack his
friend the Nice-Girl.

"OK OK, I won't attack her. Mars, could you get me away from her,
PLEASE." Artemis cries out from the floor.

Mars goes over to Neko-teki Ranma-chan, and pets her head a little bit.
"That's a good kitty, protecting me from that Mean tomcat, but you can
let him go now." She says lifting Neko-Ranma-chan's hand off of Artemis.

Venus quickly snatches up Artemis saying "Hey, Arty daijoubu?"

"I'm fine, a little bruised. He didn't slam me down that hard."

"Sorry about that Artemis," Mars says from where she was petting her
fiancee, "You weren't being scary enough, Ranma can read auras and you
weren't angry, so you weren't scaring him. I used to do that to the
cats we used on Ranma before to get them angry, he wasn't scared of them
otherwise."

"OK Mars, I forgive you, but I want some of that catnip and sushi you
got for your eh 'girl-friend' there."

"Arty, you and your catnip. I swear you'll get hooked on that stuff."
Venus scolds her mooncat advisor. "Hey Rei, do you mind if I pet your
fiance?"

"Sure, I wouldn't like him to not like my friends. You better set Arty
down though."

"Right, sh.he might not get along with another tomcat." Venus says
putting Artemis down by the door, then walks over to them saying, "Hi
there Neko-chan, your a nice kitty aren't you. You want to be friends."
she says holding her hand out to Neko-Ranma-chan.

"Myah, prrrurrr, prrrurrr." Neko-teki Ranma-chan says butting her head
against her hand.

"I'll take that as a yes. Oh your just a big sweet ferocious omnivore
aren't you?" Venus says petting her hair and scratching under her chin,
then doing behing her ears while Neko-Ranma-chan rubs up against her.

"Hey! That's enough of that. She's a shameless flirt for attention."
Artemis complains.

"Like your not. Hmmpf. I think your just jealous." Venus replies.

"Oh well, lets change back and take our 'cat-girl' out to meet her
adoring fans."

----------

Rei and Minako lead the nekofied martial artist out behind the shrine
where everyone was waiting for them. Nabiki was there with her cousin
Mizuno Ami, a man holding a video camera from channel 6 NEWS and
Detective Shipiro on one side, and Nodoka was with her father Masaki
Katsuhito, her aunt Ayeka, and their friends Ryoko, and Washu.

Minako seeing the news camera gets an impish grin and does a spin
showing off her outfit and says "Presenting our favorite cat-girl, it's
Neko-Ranko-chan." pointing to the Neko-Onna in true gameshow girl fashion.

This earns her a glare from Rei, while everyone else gets a chuckle out
of it.

Detective Shipiro steps forward saying "Well, how about we get the
police business done first. I didn't come up with a good way to get a
*cat* to use it's claws on a target, but someone suggested that a large
cat would not hesitate to attack and kill a vicious dog, so I have
brought a pit-bull that was skeduled to be put to sleep for mauling a
young girl. I don't think any martial artist would object to much to
killing a vicious animal as long it wasn't for sport."

After seeing that no one would object he went back a pulled a cage with
wheel forward. "Excuse me Masaki-dono could you hold one of the ropes
to control the dog, I would have brought a K-9 officer dut we wanted to
keep down the number of people here."

"It's not a problem Detective. I'd be glad to be of service." He says
coming forward and taking one of the ropes.

Nabiki brings out a plate of sushi and puts it down in front of
Neko-Ranma-chan while the two men bring the pit-bull out with the
ropes. The dog sees a person with some food and starts barking and trys
to lunge forward but is stopped by the ropes.

Neko-Ranma-chan sees a loud and annoying vicious dog trying to get to
his treat and starts growling and huffing up to protect his food.

"OK on three release the rope. Ready?" Getting the nod from Katsuhito
the detective counts down. "One, Two, THREE!" Shipiro says and they
drop the ropes letting the dog charge forward to attack.

The dog runs straight in and when he reached a point 3 feet in front of
Neko-Ranma-chan *THwap!* The dog was hit by a swat from 4 glowing red
'ki blades' over 2 feet long. *Thump-thump-thump* The dog hit the
ground about 8 feet to the side, stone-cold dead before if hit the
ground. The front legs had been severed cleanly into 5 pieces, the
skull was split by 2 deep claw marks and the neck was mostly cut
through, and two claws had reached the chest, cutting through the ribs
and slicing the lungs and heart.

Various exclamations of "Kuso" and "Kami" were heard from different
people standing there looking at the wreckage of the pit-bull while
Neko-Ranma-chan picks up a sushi roll and eats it.

When the detective pulls himself together he says "Well, that certainly
covers how she was able to kill the monster in the park. You can take
her back inside, I'll have the forensic crew clean up this mess. Thank
you for your cooperation."

"All right, lets walk around too the other side of the shrine and let
the the police clean up their mess. Come on Ranko-kitty." Rei says
leading them around the shrine.

"Well, I think we learned an important lesson there." Nabiki says.

"Oh, what's that Nabiki-san." Katsuhito asks her.

"*Never* let Neko-teki Ranko-chan play with the neighbor's dog." she
answers before everyone laughs. "Unless you hate the neighbor's dog."
Nabiki say thoughfully and they laugh some more.

"I know it happened pretty fast, but that claw attack didn't look right
to me." Rei says, "It looked like she hit the dog before it was within
reach."

"I agree." Katsuhito puts in, "It didn't look like claws extending from
her fingers ever reached the dog."

"I'll give you my analysis for 2000 yen." Nabiki says putting out her hand.

"You'll never change Nabiki." Her cousin Ami complains forking over the
money.

"Hey, I'm not that bad. But I agree, I don't think that was
Ranko-neko's normal *ki claw* attack." Nabiki says to them, "That
looked more like her Neko-Ken claws combined with a vaccuum blade
throwing technique called the Kijin Raishu Dan." Nabiki says analyzing
the attack. "I think she managed to draw her claws through the air
forming a set of *ki blades* that streaked forward to hit the dog. I'll
have to go over the tape in slo-mo to make sure, but I'm pretty sure
that Neko-Ranko-chan's claws hit the dog before it was within her
reach. So it seems like Neko-teki Ranko-chan can use at least some of
Ranko's advanced martial arts techniques."

"Hmm, the personalities may be getting closer together, so that skills
and memories will be shared between the cat-mind and Ranko's mind."
Washu muses.

"That's possible I suppose." Katsuhito says as Neko-Ranko-chan comes
over and rubs against his leg. "At least she seems like a friendly
cat." he says reaching down to rub her hair.

"It's almost unfortunate that we won't get too see her very often." Rei
says sadly. "Ranko has become more and more resistant to her fear of
cats. Unless attacked by a lion, tiger, or cat-demon she is unlikely to
fall into the neko-ken anymore. It was very hard to scare her enough to
have Neko-chan come out today, so why don't we enjoy what may be the
last time we get to see her. *sniff*"

And so they sent the cameraman home but kept the news camera to make
home movies promising to return it and let channel 6 have some of the
good footage. Neko-chan got petted by everyone, and Rei did her lion
tamer impression but lost her whip to Neko-chan and had her chair
reduced to kindling before being pounced and rolling around on the
ground with the Neko-Onna. Katsuhito sparred with the kitty using his
bokken, he got in a few hits, but also got scratched up a bit and bowled
over a couple times. Ryoko got to rough-housing with Neko-Ranma-chan,
wrestling with the cat and flying around throwing low-powered energy
blasts while the cat-girl dodged and blocked the shots and kept leaping
up trying to get Ryoko, ending up in the forest where Neko-chan ambushed
Ryoko from the top of a tree and fell with her to the ground. Washu and
Ami got lots of good readings and Nabiki got lots of good pictures, and
Ayeka, Ami, and Minako played keep away with her after snatching a piece
of sushi from Neko-chan. When it was getting towards dinnertime a
played out Neko-Ranma-chan fell asleep on his mother's lap while being
petted.





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