Shadowbakasama
10th July 2004, 04:00 AM
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, but I'm not trying to
make any money off this so I guess it's OK then.
This is a Ranma continuation and multi-cross-over with Sailor Moon,
Tenchi Muyo!, Mermaid Saga, Ah Megami-sama and Mamono Hunter Yohko.
This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so please review and tell
me what you think.
Ranma Crossing Over too the Wild Side
By Paul Bennett aka Shadow
Prologue: The wedding disaster continues
The wedding was a disaster, a little slice of Hell on Earth. Ukyo and
Shampoo had been hired by Nabiki to cater the wedding. (Hey she couldn't
afford to get anyone else at the last minute, plus they agreed to do it
for free, can't beat that.) Of course she wasn't expecting to get
explosive okonomiyaki and pork bun bombs thrown at the groom. Then Kuno
shows up with a katana to save the bride with his sister Kodachi in a
black wedding dress to steal the groom. Genma, Ryouga, and Moosse fight
over the cask of Nanniichuan until Happosai drinks it, thinking it was
sake. While all the cursed men are trying to get the old freak to barf
up the water he throws out a batch Happo Daikarins, knocking out
Ranma-chan (he got wet when he tripped over a fire bucket while fighting
Kuno), causing damage to the Dojo and wiping out the wedding cake and
drinks, at setting a few fires. After all this Kuno was still waving
his katana around, spouting bad peotry, and trying to get Akane in front
of the priest, Kodachi has a bouquet of roses (probably with paralysis
gas) and is looking for her 'Ranma-sama', Ryouga is looking all
depressed and building up a large green aura, and Ukyo and Shampoo are
playing tug-a-war with a scorched, unconcious Onna-Ranma.
Ranma-chan wakes up and takes in his surrounding and tempts fate by
saying "How could things get any worse." BIG mistake.
Akane finishes off Kuno with Mallet-sama(tm) smashing him into the thru
the floor, and turns around glaring at Ranma-chan, with a red battle
aura burning around her and seeming to have wind blowing her hair and
wedding dress around yells "I don't know, you seem to be having fun your
girlfriends fawning all over you! ON OUR WEDDING DAY!! THIS IS ALL YOUR
FAULT!!! I should never have gone through with this! I should have known
better than to trust a LYING HONORLESS PERVERT LIKE YOU!!!" and she
swings Mallet-sama(tm) and sends Ranma-chan and Shampoo through a wall
with a cry of "RANMA NO HENTAI!!!"
Ranma-chan reeling from the blunt trama, snaps back to his senses after
landing in the Koi pond and hears Shampoo-neko say "MRROOOWWRR!!"
That's right she has a very angry CAT, clawing her way up her shirt
towards her face, fangs bared, ears laid beck, claws out, tail up
straight, so Ranma-chan jumps up and starts running around screaming
"GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!" until she collapses onto her hands and
knees in front of Akane and rubs up against her legs.
Akane still glowing red and gripping her mallet with white knuckled
fists screams "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!" and mallets Ranma-chan across the
yard into the wall. "MREOOWWRR!" roars a very angry looking
Neko-Ramna-chan, coming up onto all fours with her arms and legs
straight and her pigtail sticking straight up and a red battle aura
blazing bright.
Suddenly the yelling and wailing and arguing from the crowd in and
around the Dojo, just stops. Not many people have ever seen an angry
Neko-ken user, and most of them are dead, but of the two in the dojo
only Colonge offered any advice (The Panda grabbed Nodoka and faded into
the Umi-sen-ken and left the building.) "Don't run, keep quiet and
slowly back up out of the dojo, don't draw her attention, she looks very
upset right now."
Akane is standing still, holding the mallet in her hands, going white
with fear as Ukyo grabs Akane's shoulder and yanks her around to face
her. "What's wrong with Ranma!! What did you do to him Akane!"
Neko-Ranma-chan stalks closer softly growling, and most of the wedding
guests are backing out of the dojo performing a standard Neriman
tactical withdrawl from the danger zone.
Ryouga, realizing that Akane is in danger, decides to aggravate the
dangerous kitty yelling "Ranma, for upsetting Akane" as he jumped in
front of Akane and Ukyo, "you must DIE!! SHISHI HOUKOU DAN!!" He screams
unleashing a really big ball of depression ki. (He must be upset out
missing out on a cure.) Neko-Ranma-chan jumps over the ki blast and
pounces on Ryouga meeting him head to head with a loud *Thonk* and using
her ki claws to shred his clothes, leaving multiple lacerations on him
while smashing him into the ground.
Akane steps up with her mallet saying "Don't pick on EEEEK!!" as
Neko-Ranma-chan looks up and her and hisses and smacks the mallet out of
Akane's hands with one swipe of her claws, the mallet flys across the
yard in several neatly sliced pieces. Akane steps back quickly but
trips on her dress leaving Ukyo in front of Neko-Ranma-chan.
"Ranchan, calm down." Ukyo says in a quivering voice as Neko-Ranma-chan
growls at her. 'Maybe he is still upset about those gunpowder
okonomiyaki.' Ukyo thinks as she slowly reaches into her kimono as she
backs up a bit and tosses a flour bomb to Ranma. The flour bomb
explodes when Neko-Ranma-chan bats it out of the air leaving her in a
white cloud as Ukyo grabs Akane and makes a dash for it.
Neko-Ranma-chan comes out of the white cloud after a few seconds,
coughing a bit and looking around growling to herself, when Happosai
comes out of the dojo.
"Ranma-chan, your all dirty. Why don't you put this on, it's perfect
for your wedding night." The old freak say pulling out a set of black
silk bra, panties, garter belt and stockings.
This upsets Neko-Ranma-chan for some reason that she doesn't quite
understand as a feline, so she attacks, batting at the freak with her ki
claws, turning the lingerei into confetti, and tearing through the
pervert's gi, leaving shallow scratches across his chest.
"Now that is no way to respect your master!" Happosai yells striking at
Neko-Ranma-chan with his pipe.
Neko-Ranma-chan bites down on the pipe while growling "RRWRWR",
(translated fron Cat meaning *Gai Ko Retsu Ga Dan* or *Armored Door
Fierce Fang Descision* or simply 'Fang Block') ripping it out of
Happosai's hand with a shake of her head before biting down on the pipe
breaking it into pieces.
"Well, maybe you'll like playing with these beauties." The freak says
reaching into his gi for some Happo Dai Karins, but Neko-Ranma-chan gets
impatient and slaps him spending him flying over the outer wall of the
Tendo-ke, then jumps after him, chasing after him leaving a trail of
destruction that marks their progress as she chases the pervert into the
distance.
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make any money off this so I guess it's OK then.
This is a Ranma continuation and multi-cross-over with Sailor Moon,
Tenchi Muyo!, Mermaid Saga, Ah Megami-sama and Mamono Hunter Yohko.
This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so please review and tell
me what you think.
Ranma Crossing Over too the Wild Side
By Paul Bennett aka Shadow
Prologue: The wedding disaster continues
The wedding was a disaster, a little slice of Hell on Earth. Ukyo and
Shampoo had been hired by Nabiki to cater the wedding. (Hey she couldn't
afford to get anyone else at the last minute, plus they agreed to do it
for free, can't beat that.) Of course she wasn't expecting to get
explosive okonomiyaki and pork bun bombs thrown at the groom. Then Kuno
shows up with a katana to save the bride with his sister Kodachi in a
black wedding dress to steal the groom. Genma, Ryouga, and Moosse fight
over the cask of Nanniichuan until Happosai drinks it, thinking it was
sake. While all the cursed men are trying to get the old freak to barf
up the water he throws out a batch Happo Daikarins, knocking out
Ranma-chan (he got wet when he tripped over a fire bucket while fighting
Kuno), causing damage to the Dojo and wiping out the wedding cake and
drinks, at setting a few fires. After all this Kuno was still waving
his katana around, spouting bad peotry, and trying to get Akane in front
of the priest, Kodachi has a bouquet of roses (probably with paralysis
gas) and is looking for her 'Ranma-sama', Ryouga is looking all
depressed and building up a large green aura, and Ukyo and Shampoo are
playing tug-a-war with a scorched, unconcious Onna-Ranma.
Ranma-chan wakes up and takes in his surrounding and tempts fate by
saying "How could things get any worse." BIG mistake.
Akane finishes off Kuno with Mallet-sama(tm) smashing him into the thru
the floor, and turns around glaring at Ranma-chan, with a red battle
aura burning around her and seeming to have wind blowing her hair and
wedding dress around yells "I don't know, you seem to be having fun your
girlfriends fawning all over you! ON OUR WEDDING DAY!! THIS IS ALL YOUR
FAULT!!! I should never have gone through with this! I should have known
better than to trust a LYING HONORLESS PERVERT LIKE YOU!!!" and she
swings Mallet-sama(tm) and sends Ranma-chan and Shampoo through a wall
with a cry of "RANMA NO HENTAI!!!"
Ranma-chan reeling from the blunt trama, snaps back to his senses after
landing in the Koi pond and hears Shampoo-neko say "MRROOOWWRR!!"
That's right she has a very angry CAT, clawing her way up her shirt
towards her face, fangs bared, ears laid beck, claws out, tail up
straight, so Ranma-chan jumps up and starts running around screaming
"GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!" until she collapses onto her hands and
knees in front of Akane and rubs up against her legs.
Akane still glowing red and gripping her mallet with white knuckled
fists screams "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!" and mallets Ranma-chan across the
yard into the wall. "MREOOWWRR!" roars a very angry looking
Neko-Ramna-chan, coming up onto all fours with her arms and legs
straight and her pigtail sticking straight up and a red battle aura
blazing bright.
Suddenly the yelling and wailing and arguing from the crowd in and
around the Dojo, just stops. Not many people have ever seen an angry
Neko-ken user, and most of them are dead, but of the two in the dojo
only Colonge offered any advice (The Panda grabbed Nodoka and faded into
the Umi-sen-ken and left the building.) "Don't run, keep quiet and
slowly back up out of the dojo, don't draw her attention, she looks very
upset right now."
Akane is standing still, holding the mallet in her hands, going white
with fear as Ukyo grabs Akane's shoulder and yanks her around to face
her. "What's wrong with Ranma!! What did you do to him Akane!"
Neko-Ranma-chan stalks closer softly growling, and most of the wedding
guests are backing out of the dojo performing a standard Neriman
tactical withdrawl from the danger zone.
Ryouga, realizing that Akane is in danger, decides to aggravate the
dangerous kitty yelling "Ranma, for upsetting Akane" as he jumped in
front of Akane and Ukyo, "you must DIE!! SHISHI HOUKOU DAN!!" He screams
unleashing a really big ball of depression ki. (He must be upset out
missing out on a cure.) Neko-Ranma-chan jumps over the ki blast and
pounces on Ryouga meeting him head to head with a loud *Thonk* and using
her ki claws to shred his clothes, leaving multiple lacerations on him
while smashing him into the ground.
Akane steps up with her mallet saying "Don't pick on EEEEK!!" as
Neko-Ranma-chan looks up and her and hisses and smacks the mallet out of
Akane's hands with one swipe of her claws, the mallet flys across the
yard in several neatly sliced pieces. Akane steps back quickly but
trips on her dress leaving Ukyo in front of Neko-Ranma-chan.
"Ranchan, calm down." Ukyo says in a quivering voice as Neko-Ranma-chan
growls at her. 'Maybe he is still upset about those gunpowder
okonomiyaki.' Ukyo thinks as she slowly reaches into her kimono as she
backs up a bit and tosses a flour bomb to Ranma. The flour bomb
explodes when Neko-Ranma-chan bats it out of the air leaving her in a
white cloud as Ukyo grabs Akane and makes a dash for it.
Neko-Ranma-chan comes out of the white cloud after a few seconds,
coughing a bit and looking around growling to herself, when Happosai
comes out of the dojo.
"Ranma-chan, your all dirty. Why don't you put this on, it's perfect
for your wedding night." The old freak say pulling out a set of black
silk bra, panties, garter belt and stockings.
This upsets Neko-Ranma-chan for some reason that she doesn't quite
understand as a feline, so she attacks, batting at the freak with her ki
claws, turning the lingerei into confetti, and tearing through the
pervert's gi, leaving shallow scratches across his chest.
"Now that is no way to respect your master!" Happosai yells striking at
Neko-Ranma-chan with his pipe.
Neko-Ranma-chan bites down on the pipe while growling "RRWRWR",
(translated fron Cat meaning *Gai Ko Retsu Ga Dan* or *Armored Door
Fierce Fang Descision* or simply 'Fang Block') ripping it out of
Happosai's hand with a shake of her head before biting down on the pipe
breaking it into pieces.
"Well, maybe you'll like playing with these beauties." The freak says
reaching into his gi for some Happo Dai Karins, but Neko-Ranma-chan gets
impatient and slaps him spending him flying over the outer wall of the
Tendo-ke, then jumps after him, chasing after him leaving a trail of
destruction that marks their progress as she chases the pervert into the
distance.
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