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28th November 2003, 11:00 PM
Author Notes: Please be gentle... this is my first fic ^_^;;
For the timelines: Ranma is some days after Ranma defeating Ryouga with
the Mouko Takabisha for the first time... Until I remember which Tankoubon
and Anime chapter does that happen, you'll have to manage...
Sailor Moon will be placed somewhere between S and
Super S. While the outers are already awaken, we won't be seeing any
Starlights yet (Maybe towards the half of the fic...), AND Chibiusa WON'T
appear in this fic... (I don't find her AS bad as many authors and otakus,
but she's DEFINITELY a bothersome character).
Other series will be added as soon as they're added...
*** EXPECT SOME STORYLINE DEVIATIONS AND PROBABLY A WHOLE NEW ONE ***
This fic's final releases can be found at...
- Ranchan's Totally Crossed Out -- http://tannim.anifics.com/ --
- Lady Cosmos' FF Library -- http://ladycosmos.anifics.com/ --
And all the drafts are posted at...
- Fanfic Mailing List (FFML) -- http://ffml.anifics.com/ --
- Delphi Forums (Anime & Manga FF) -- http://www.delphiforums.com/ --
I want to thank Shad4c (my Helper/Pre-Reader/Co-Writer on this fic)for
his help on this project... Without him, this idea would not have seen the
light, or would have been so bad that not even an MST would have been
written about it ^_^...
Disclaimer: Anything in this fic that is not mine is probably
copyrighted by somebody else... Like Ranma to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor
Moon to Naoko Takeuchi... I'm just using them to write a bad fanfic...
The only original characters here are Senshou (One of my invention) and
Shad (Obviously of Shad's invention ^_^;)
**************************
CraSIness and Mayhem
A Ranma/Multiverse Fic
by
Red Star Dragon
**************************
Book I - Prologue
**************************
Somewhere in the UK, on a September's late night, a relative
normal boy (If you can consider having ALL the quirks he has normal
anyway...) is surfing the web, trying to solve one of his primordial
problems...
"Damn, fanfiction.net is down, I can't get on the FFML and I've
read all the new fics on the other fanfic sites I've bookmarked..." Shad
sighed depressed "Well, s'pose I gotta go looking for more?"
Bringing up Google, he debated his choices.
"Well, I've read a whole truck load of Ranma fics today, but that
SI was GOOD! Maybe I should see if I can find some more... Now let's see
'Self Insert Fanfics'..."
The boy scrolls through all the results, dismissing one by one,
until he comes to the last webpage
" 'Fanfictions Self Inserts R Us'. Can you GET any more obvious!?
Well, it's the only one left, may as well see what's what..."
<Click>
<Loading...>
After some minutes (A LOT of minutes... What can I say, The soft
needed for this kind of webpage is WAY too big!) and A LOT of imprecations
against the Web Site, the PC, the Net, his modem, etc...
"Great! At last it's loaded! Hmmm... What is this? 'SI Creator
Deluxe V1.0: Live your Own SI'!? OK, Riiiight... Aww! What the hell, It
might give me some ideas for a fic..."
"Alright then, let's see... 'Insert Data of Character *WARNING*
Character Data might be slightly modified to better blend in a story...' "
" 'Name'... Shad Forcy"
" 'Eyes'... Hmm... Let's go for Gray!"
" 'Hair'... Red might be nice..."
" 'Height'... 5'7" "
" 'Age'... Well, I'll be going for Ranma, so 16 will do..."
" 'Special Power'... Now we're talking! Hmm... Were-Sabertooth
Tiger! Run Ranma, Run!! Haha!"
" 'Special Abilities'... 'NOTE: Extra Abilities may be activated
during the SI'... I'll choose 'Neko-ken like Ki Claws' to hurt Genma,
'Energy Blasts' to torch P-Chan aaaaaaand 'Cat Tonge' to communicate with
cats... That might be useful..."
" 'Primary Series to SI'... Well, NOW it asks... Ranma, Ranma...
where are you Ranma... Here!"
<Click>
" 'Choosing posible Fics to SI'... Wow! It even looks were my
character wouldn't stick out too much!"
And after ANOTHER score of minutes...
"Let's see the results... 'CraSIness and Mayhem'... That's the
only one I can choose? 'Red Star Dragon's Ranma/Multiverse SI'!?!? No!
Not a fic by Red! His fics are PATHETIC!! Wha...? NO! DON'T LOAD!! I DON'T
WANT THAT FIC!!! Damn you RED!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?!?!" With a long
sigh, Shad accepts his bad luck "Shit..." He breathes with a customary
calmness "Might as well go with the flow and see what this ends at..."
<Loading...>
"These quarter hour Loadings are getting boring..."
<Loading...>
"*Snore* Uh? Wha...? Oh good, it's finished loading... 'Click the
link below to start SI' "
<Click>
" 'Congratulations... Please enjoy your SI...' "
The monitor started glowing a ghostly shade of green...
...and Shad was promptly sucked by it...
********
Deep in a wood far from any city, a red haired boy lay in the damp
grass. As sunshine seeped through his eyelids, he stired and grogily woke
up.
"Aw... What happened?"
The teenager tried to get up several times, his body not
responding, until he achieved the feat, and stagered to one of the large
trees around him, where he leaned for a while.
"I can't remember anything after the monitor glowed..."
Then, his mind cleared of the fog clouding it enough to let him
realize his current location... A pine forest...
'A FOREST!?'
Still a bit dazed, Shad snaped his head one side and another,
trying to gain some understanding of the situation. A forest... The
nearest forest was MILES away!
Looking down at himself he noted he was wearing black jeans, a
white t-shirt with a small WC logo and a leather jacket (On closer
inspection it proved to have a Wild Cat inscription, with a picture of a
pouncing saber-tooth tiger on the back). This was followed by several
minutes of pacing, muttering and cursing, until he finally came up with
the perfect response to this situation.
Composing himself carefully, he closed his eyes, raised his fist
and yelled to the sky...
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW!?!? RED THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"
(Ha! Couldn't let the oportunity pass ^_^;;)
Followed by incoherent screaming, and dodging, as the mass of birds
he had startled tried to bomb him.
********
In Nerima, a green-haired ponytailed teenager with a big backpack
sneezed. He stopped walking to rub his nose, and look at his surroundings.
"Somebody must be thinking of me..."
Opening a map, and reading it, he muttered
"Lesse... The Tendo dojo must be somewhere around here..."
Before he could start walking again, a spray of water fell on him,
triggering a not very pleseant curse...
The, now, BIG silver furred wolf growled at the old lady with the
laddle and did a feat that the Nerimians would have though impossible for
an animal to do, hadn't they seen a certain little black piglet do it many
times before... It opened the backpack in the floor, and put the damp
clothes in the floor inside a plastic bag, inside said pack. After that,
he closed it and lifted it using a strap. All of this with it's muzzle.
Then it started moving towards the direction of the Tendo Dojo...
********
The grey eyed boy was taken from his rants by a voice nearby (And
the last bird that tried to nail him leaving...). It took the other boy to
ask him the same question three times (The last time directly yelling at
his ear) before Shad even heard him.
"Excuse me... Do you know the way to Nerima Tokio?"
Rubbing his ear, and fighting a sudden feeling of dread that was
assaulting him, Shad slowly turned around, to face a boy wearing a yellow
shirt and dark green baggy pants, a yellow bandanna in his head and a HUGE
backpack lying by his side.
********
To say that Ryouga was not a happy teenager (Shad4c: When has he
even been one? - RSD: Well, you could think he was happy that time... ah...
umm... Okay, you have a good point there...) was an understatement. He had
found the perfect... ULTIMATE... technique to defeat Ranma, and yet the
bastard had gone and beat him AGAIN. Then he had promptly got lost AGAIN,
obviously the coward pigtailed boy's doing, trying to escape from him.
Currently he was trekking in the middle of a forest he usually
frequented, the one next to that BIG sand desert in the middle of the
Antartica, when he heard a yell nearby. It sounded somewhat familiar, but
couldn't place it, maybe he'd heard it on the radio sometime.
He walked past some trees, to see the back of a red-haired
teenager, who was skulking about some Red guy...
He paused... Then realization struck him (Actually it was this BIG
tree branch that fell and hit him HARD in the back of his head... However,
being the boy one Ryouga Hibiki, it didn't matter because of two reasons:
First, he almost didn't feel it... And second, there wasn't a brain or
anything in there that the branch could really damage...)
Finally a kindred spirit, someone that UNDERSTOOD him. Sure, he wasn't
blaming Ranma, but he was sure that would come in time. He'd help him.
With this in mind, he approched the figure...
[End of 'CraSIness and Mayhem' Book I - Prologue]
[Started: 18/08/2003]
[This Release: 27/11/2003]
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For the timelines: Ranma is some days after Ranma defeating Ryouga with
the Mouko Takabisha for the first time... Until I remember which Tankoubon
and Anime chapter does that happen, you'll have to manage...
Sailor Moon will be placed somewhere between S and
Super S. While the outers are already awaken, we won't be seeing any
Starlights yet (Maybe towards the half of the fic...), AND Chibiusa WON'T
appear in this fic... (I don't find her AS bad as many authors and otakus,
but she's DEFINITELY a bothersome character).
Other series will be added as soon as they're added...
*** EXPECT SOME STORYLINE DEVIATIONS AND PROBABLY A WHOLE NEW ONE ***
This fic's final releases can be found at...
- Ranchan's Totally Crossed Out -- http://tannim.anifics.com/ --
- Lady Cosmos' FF Library -- http://ladycosmos.anifics.com/ --
And all the drafts are posted at...
- Fanfic Mailing List (FFML) -- http://ffml.anifics.com/ --
- Delphi Forums (Anime & Manga FF) -- http://www.delphiforums.com/ --
I want to thank Shad4c (my Helper/Pre-Reader/Co-Writer on this fic)for
his help on this project... Without him, this idea would not have seen the
light, or would have been so bad that not even an MST would have been
written about it ^_^...
Disclaimer: Anything in this fic that is not mine is probably
copyrighted by somebody else... Like Ranma to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor
Moon to Naoko Takeuchi... I'm just using them to write a bad fanfic...
The only original characters here are Senshou (One of my invention) and
Shad (Obviously of Shad's invention ^_^;)
**************************
CraSIness and Mayhem
A Ranma/Multiverse Fic
by
Red Star Dragon
**************************
Book I - Prologue
**************************
Somewhere in the UK, on a September's late night, a relative
normal boy (If you can consider having ALL the quirks he has normal
anyway...) is surfing the web, trying to solve one of his primordial
problems...
"Damn, fanfiction.net is down, I can't get on the FFML and I've
read all the new fics on the other fanfic sites I've bookmarked..." Shad
sighed depressed "Well, s'pose I gotta go looking for more?"
Bringing up Google, he debated his choices.
"Well, I've read a whole truck load of Ranma fics today, but that
SI was GOOD! Maybe I should see if I can find some more... Now let's see
'Self Insert Fanfics'..."
The boy scrolls through all the results, dismissing one by one,
until he comes to the last webpage
" 'Fanfictions Self Inserts R Us'. Can you GET any more obvious!?
Well, it's the only one left, may as well see what's what..."
<Click>
<Loading...>
After some minutes (A LOT of minutes... What can I say, The soft
needed for this kind of webpage is WAY too big!) and A LOT of imprecations
against the Web Site, the PC, the Net, his modem, etc...
"Great! At last it's loaded! Hmmm... What is this? 'SI Creator
Deluxe V1.0: Live your Own SI'!? OK, Riiiight... Aww! What the hell, It
might give me some ideas for a fic..."
"Alright then, let's see... 'Insert Data of Character *WARNING*
Character Data might be slightly modified to better blend in a story...' "
" 'Name'... Shad Forcy"
" 'Eyes'... Hmm... Let's go for Gray!"
" 'Hair'... Red might be nice..."
" 'Height'... 5'7" "
" 'Age'... Well, I'll be going for Ranma, so 16 will do..."
" 'Special Power'... Now we're talking! Hmm... Were-Sabertooth
Tiger! Run Ranma, Run!! Haha!"
" 'Special Abilities'... 'NOTE: Extra Abilities may be activated
during the SI'... I'll choose 'Neko-ken like Ki Claws' to hurt Genma,
'Energy Blasts' to torch P-Chan aaaaaaand 'Cat Tonge' to communicate with
cats... That might be useful..."
" 'Primary Series to SI'... Well, NOW it asks... Ranma, Ranma...
where are you Ranma... Here!"
<Click>
" 'Choosing posible Fics to SI'... Wow! It even looks were my
character wouldn't stick out too much!"
And after ANOTHER score of minutes...
"Let's see the results... 'CraSIness and Mayhem'... That's the
only one I can choose? 'Red Star Dragon's Ranma/Multiverse SI'!?!? No!
Not a fic by Red! His fics are PATHETIC!! Wha...? NO! DON'T LOAD!! I DON'T
WANT THAT FIC!!! Damn you RED!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?!?!" With a long
sigh, Shad accepts his bad luck "Shit..." He breathes with a customary
calmness "Might as well go with the flow and see what this ends at..."
<Loading...>
"These quarter hour Loadings are getting boring..."
<Loading...>
"*Snore* Uh? Wha...? Oh good, it's finished loading... 'Click the
link below to start SI' "
<Click>
" 'Congratulations... Please enjoy your SI...' "
The monitor started glowing a ghostly shade of green...
...and Shad was promptly sucked by it...
********
Deep in a wood far from any city, a red haired boy lay in the damp
grass. As sunshine seeped through his eyelids, he stired and grogily woke
up.
"Aw... What happened?"
The teenager tried to get up several times, his body not
responding, until he achieved the feat, and stagered to one of the large
trees around him, where he leaned for a while.
"I can't remember anything after the monitor glowed..."
Then, his mind cleared of the fog clouding it enough to let him
realize his current location... A pine forest...
'A FOREST!?'
Still a bit dazed, Shad snaped his head one side and another,
trying to gain some understanding of the situation. A forest... The
nearest forest was MILES away!
Looking down at himself he noted he was wearing black jeans, a
white t-shirt with a small WC logo and a leather jacket (On closer
inspection it proved to have a Wild Cat inscription, with a picture of a
pouncing saber-tooth tiger on the back). This was followed by several
minutes of pacing, muttering and cursing, until he finally came up with
the perfect response to this situation.
Composing himself carefully, he closed his eyes, raised his fist
and yelled to the sky...
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW!?!? RED THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"
(Ha! Couldn't let the oportunity pass ^_^;;)
Followed by incoherent screaming, and dodging, as the mass of birds
he had startled tried to bomb him.
********
In Nerima, a green-haired ponytailed teenager with a big backpack
sneezed. He stopped walking to rub his nose, and look at his surroundings.
"Somebody must be thinking of me..."
Opening a map, and reading it, he muttered
"Lesse... The Tendo dojo must be somewhere around here..."
Before he could start walking again, a spray of water fell on him,
triggering a not very pleseant curse...
The, now, BIG silver furred wolf growled at the old lady with the
laddle and did a feat that the Nerimians would have though impossible for
an animal to do, hadn't they seen a certain little black piglet do it many
times before... It opened the backpack in the floor, and put the damp
clothes in the floor inside a plastic bag, inside said pack. After that,
he closed it and lifted it using a strap. All of this with it's muzzle.
Then it started moving towards the direction of the Tendo Dojo...
********
The grey eyed boy was taken from his rants by a voice nearby (And
the last bird that tried to nail him leaving...). It took the other boy to
ask him the same question three times (The last time directly yelling at
his ear) before Shad even heard him.
"Excuse me... Do you know the way to Nerima Tokio?"
Rubbing his ear, and fighting a sudden feeling of dread that was
assaulting him, Shad slowly turned around, to face a boy wearing a yellow
shirt and dark green baggy pants, a yellow bandanna in his head and a HUGE
backpack lying by his side.
********
To say that Ryouga was not a happy teenager (Shad4c: When has he
even been one? - RSD: Well, you could think he was happy that time... ah...
umm... Okay, you have a good point there...) was an understatement. He had
found the perfect... ULTIMATE... technique to defeat Ranma, and yet the
bastard had gone and beat him AGAIN. Then he had promptly got lost AGAIN,
obviously the coward pigtailed boy's doing, trying to escape from him.
Currently he was trekking in the middle of a forest he usually
frequented, the one next to that BIG sand desert in the middle of the
Antartica, when he heard a yell nearby. It sounded somewhat familiar, but
couldn't place it, maybe he'd heard it on the radio sometime.
He walked past some trees, to see the back of a red-haired
teenager, who was skulking about some Red guy...
He paused... Then realization struck him (Actually it was this BIG
tree branch that fell and hit him HARD in the back of his head... However,
being the boy one Ryouga Hibiki, it didn't matter because of two reasons:
First, he almost didn't feel it... And second, there wasn't a brain or
anything in there that the branch could really damage...)
Finally a kindred spirit, someone that UNDERSTOOD him. Sure, he wasn't
blaming Ranma, but he was sure that would come in time. He'd help him.
With this in mind, he approched the figure...
[End of 'CraSIness and Mayhem' Book I - Prologue]
[Started: 18/08/2003]
[This Release: 27/11/2003]
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