Ukyou Kuonji
14th May 2003, 01:23 AM
Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with ACen. Rather, my new web landlord, Larry F, is celebrating his 100th anniversary (well, 100th newsletter, anway), and so to celebrate, proposed a contest for 100-word fics. It is in this spirit, therefore, that I offer congratulations to Larry, and toast him with a bottle of...
TABASCO
an Azumanga Daioh drabble (100-word fic) by Ukyou Kuonji
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"Oi, Yomi! What's that you've got on your tray?"
"This? Oh, my cousin in America sent me --"
"Ta-ba-su-ko? Doesn't this stuff make mosquitos explode?"
"I... wouldn't know."
"Wow, Yomi-san... you really like spicy stuff!"
"Ha! It's not that spicy! I could pour three shakes onto my croquette and I wouldn't sweat!"
"Oh, really? Try four shakes."
"Five shakes!"
"Six."
"Seven!"
"... Eat that croquette."
"Oh ho! What have we here? Louisiana Tabasco? Tres bien... I ga-ron-tee it!"
"Yukari-sensei... don't chug that!"
***
"Kurosawa-sensei... isn't this English class?"
"Well, Yukari-chan asked me to tell you... class is cancelled this afternoon."
"OHHHH..."
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with apologies to Azuma-sensei, Bill Amend, and the McIllenney Sauce Company
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TABASCO
an Azumanga Daioh drabble (100-word fic) by Ukyou Kuonji
==========
"Oi, Yomi! What's that you've got on your tray?"
"This? Oh, my cousin in America sent me --"
"Ta-ba-su-ko? Doesn't this stuff make mosquitos explode?"
"I... wouldn't know."
"Wow, Yomi-san... you really like spicy stuff!"
"Ha! It's not that spicy! I could pour three shakes onto my croquette and I wouldn't sweat!"
"Oh, really? Try four shakes."
"Five shakes!"
"Six."
"Seven!"
"... Eat that croquette."
"Oh ho! What have we here? Louisiana Tabasco? Tres bien... I ga-ron-tee it!"
"Yukari-sensei... don't chug that!"
***
"Kurosawa-sensei... isn't this English class?"
"Well, Yukari-chan asked me to tell you... class is cancelled this afternoon."
"OHHHH..."
==========
with apologies to Azuma-sensei, Bill Amend, and the McIllenney Sauce Company
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