Paul Richard Corrigan
13th May 2003, 11:23 PM
We regret that Studio Poutine's latest effort, a literary masterpiece with a
working title of "The Odyssey of Amy Bellette," will not be ready by Anime
Central 2003. The people responsible have been sacked.
The following lemon has been prepared instead at great expense and at the last
minute, and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, except to lonely fanboys.
And, given that mention is made of Hideaki Asaba, perhaps fangirls too.
Actually, probably mostly fangirls, given the way it turned out. Our chairman
prefers to think he's secure enough not to worry about it, however.
Regardless of gender or inclinations (actual or fantastic, which are not always
congruent in these matters) the reader should at the very least be mature
enough to handle this sort of thing. If there is doubt in the reader's mind, he
(or she) should probably not read what follows.
We can reassure the reader that all acts are consensual and mostly IC, at least
on a purely physical level; keeping a lemon IC is no mean feat, though when the
leads are known to be sexually active it is a bit easier. However, as
description of the minutiae of standard sex acts doubtless is not very
interesting reading (or writing) to a mature reader worthy of the adjective,
the following lemon will be presented in sound only. A dialogue for an audio
CD, perhaps.
I don't know when this is set exactly in my fanfic corpus (if anywhere). After
Susuharai, but before Arima's mother comes back and he decides he's not worthy
of Yukino (again) and decides to avoid her. Their final year of high school,
anyway.
Comments welcome, including those typed with one hand (it'll be proof I knew
what I was doing).
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A Break From Real Life
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A _Kareshi Kanojo no Jijo_ (_Karekano_) fanfic by Paul Corrigan
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_Karekano_ concept devised by Masami Tsuda
--
(SFX: Martial sounding music from the archives.)
Announcer: In the year 2003 AD the Japanese Empire lay in ruins. The bursting
of the bubble economy had resulted in record unemployment...
Heckler: Get on with it!
Another: You call that porn, dumbfuck?
Announcer: Sorry. (splutters)
(SFX: Music cuts out abruptly.)
Announcer: Point being, in Kawasaki a male and a female of eighteen years of
age, who shall remain anonymous to protect their privacy, who to relieve the
stress of studying for college exams decided to do what comes naturally to
young people in love.
Heckler: That's more like it.
Other: Huh huh...Japanese schoolgirls...
Announcer: Without further ado...
(SFX: A pencil being placed on a table.)
Kareshi: I can't think any more. I need a break.
Kanojo: From studying?
Kareshi: From real life.
Kanojo: Yeah.
Kareshi: God, I'll be glad to get these exams over with. Haven't slept properly
in weeks...wired from all this soda...
Kanojo: Yeah, I know the feeling. (beat; coyly) Makes me kind of ticklish...
Kareshi: You have the energy for that?
Kanojo: We haven't made love in weeks either...
Kareshi: (whining) Miyazawa, all I really want is a nap...
Kanojo: So...we can get ourselves both off and knock ourselves out for--an
hour?--and we'll be good to go 'til dawn if need be.
Kareshi: (beginning to cave) Well...
Kanojo: Works wonders. Couldn't have survived those all-nighters in junior high
if I hadn't known how to look after myself, so to speak.
Kareshi: I see.
Kanojo: (more softly) Or held out for you.
Kareshi: Flattery will get you nowhere. I know that tone of voice.
Kanojo: (beginning to whine) Oh come on, Arima! It'll be fun!
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (acquiescing) All right, what the hell. (chuckles) That'd be a sight
to see...you masturbating in that awful tracksuit...
Kanojo: (sweetly) It was very comfortable. And the elastic waist allowed easy
access...
Kareshi: So does the skirt of your uniform. And it makes you look _much_ sexier.
Kanojo: Sexy? Me? In this?
Kareshi: Yes. I never told you that?
Kanojo: No. (chuckles) You like a girl in uniform? Go fig--must be the short
skirt...
Kareshi: Partly. But mostly the girl inside it. You really do look sexy in that,
you know...
Kanojo: (genuinely flattered; softly) Thank you...
Kareshi: Kiss?
Kanojo: Yes, please.
(SFX: They kiss, at first tentatively, then with more force.)
Kareshi: (with mock gravity) Will milady be needing a great deal of foreplay
this evening?
Kanojo: (breathing heavily) No, that's okay...It's true, you know. When I'm
this wired it doesn't take a whole lot...just lick my pussy some and I
shouldn't take too long...
Kareshi: Okay. We should probably go over to the bed.
Kanojo: Right.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kanojo sits down on the bed.)
Kanojo: Take these panties off...Okay.
(SFx: Bed creaks as Kanojo lies down.)
Kareshi: You ready?
Kanojo: You have no idea. (laughs) Yeah, whenever you are, honey.
(Beat.)
(SFX: Occasional licking sounds as Kareshi licks Kanojo's genitals.)
Kanojo: (begins to moan with pleasure) Nnnn...ahhhn...yeah...good boy...
Kareshi: (coming up for air; skeptically) What? I'm Peropero now?
Kanojo: (coyly) He's a _very_ good dog, you know...
Kareshi: (shocked) You did _not_ make him...
Kanojo: (firmly) No, I did not take advantage of Peropero, silly. He's my
baby...
Kareshi: I believe you...(resumes)
Kanojo: Just a...nice little...fantasy of mine...ah!...Soichiro?
Kareshi: (his mouth full) Hm?
Kanojo: You don't mind if I...now the cat's out of the bag, I mean...
Kareshi: The dog?
Kanojo: (laughs) The dog, yeah! (titters, then stops as Kareshi resumes) ...do
you mind if I...indulge it a bit more?
Kareshi: Mm mm mm mm.
Kanojo: (scolds teasingly) Don't talk with your mouth full.
Kareshi: I can't stop you.
Kanojo: I mean, I wanted to talk like you were Peropero. Turns me on something
fierce...
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (a bit skeptically) I don't see why not...
Kanojo: (more seriously) It won't gross you out or anything?
Kareshi: (firmly) No, it won't gross me out. Why would it?
Kanojo: Okay. Down, boy. (laughs)
(Kareshi laughs too, then resumes his ministrations.)
Kanojo: Mmm...(endearingly, as if to a pet) Good boy, you're such a
good little doggie. Do I taste good down there? Huh?...
Kareshi: (playing along) Mm.
Kanojo: (still endearingly) I do?...(begins to moan again, speech increasingly
frenzied and breathless; losing herself in her fantasy) Nnnn...Oooh...Yeah,
that's right, good boy...Yes, right there... Ah!...Oh yes, you're making
mistress feel so good...I love your tongue, it's so wet and slippery...Good
boy...Yeah...You really like this, huh? Do I smell good? I bet I smell like a
bitch in heat...Yeah...I bet you'd like to fuck your little mistress, huh? Pump
me full like the bitch I am...yeah...if you're really good I might even let you
do it, too...ooh, mistress is such a horny bitch...unnnh...
(SFX: Bed begins to creak as Kanojo begins to squirm.)
Kanojo: Oh yeah, I'm going to come soon...yeah...keep doing that, don't
stop...you're such a good boy, licking your horny mistress' cunt...oh yeah...oh
yeah...oh yeah, there it is...here it comes...ah...ah... ah..._Ah_! I'm coming!
Annh! Annh! Annh! Unnh! Unnh! Ah! Oh...ooooh...
(Beat. Kanojo gasps for breath.)
Kanojo: (satisfied) Mmmm...yeah...good boy...you're such a good boy...
Kareshi: This is nice.
Kanojo: (snapping out of it) Oh. What is?
Kareshi: Being petted like a puppy dog. It's nice.
Kanojo: Oh yeah? (titters, then sighs with contentment)
Kareshi: You look like you had fun.
Kanojo: Are you kidding? That was _good_...!
Kareshi: I believe it. You should have seen yourself...
Kanojo: What? It get you going?
Kareshi: More than I was...
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kanojo: Can I feel?
Kareshi: Of course.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: I guess you weren't lying.
Kareshi: To you? Why would I?
Kanojo: Hokay. Now it's your turn.
Kareshi: I understand I've earned my doggie treat, mistress Yukino?
Kanojo: I think so.
Kareshi: Well then...
Kanojo: (cutting off Kareshi's speech) Though what I actually _meant_ was,
you've let me get off on one of _my_ sickest fantasies, so you ought to be able
to get off on one of yours.
Kareshi: I hadn't thought of that...
Kanojo: You _do_ have dirty thoughts, right?
Kareshi: Well, yes, but...
Kanojo: What?
Kareshi: I'm not sure what you'll think...
Kanojo: (firmly) Look. If you can handle Peropero, I can handle anything you
can throw at me. Spill.
Kareshi: (cautious) You're sure?
Kanojo: (getting frustrated) _Yes._
Kareshi: (capitulating; fishes for something) Well...I had in mind when I
walked in the room when you and the girls were in that play and saw Maho with
her hand on your chest...
Kanojo: (a tad embarrassed) Oh God...
Kareshi: (reassuring) It's okay. It's okay. I know that wasn't what it might
have been. If it had been, I'd have had a fit. (beat) But the thought of what
it might have been--
Kanojo: Turned you on?
Kareshi: A bit. Yes. (beat)
Kanojo: So...you want to pretend to be Maho?
Kareshi: I'm not sure about that...I don't know her that well, so I wouldn't
make a good impersonation of her...
Kanojo: (reassuring) I don't know. You look a bit alike. You have her hair. She
could be your sister...
(Beat.)
Kareshi: You've thought about this?
Kanojo: You never thought about Asapin?
Kareshi: I asked first.
Kanojo: Okay, okay. (beat) Once or twice.
Kareshi: I see.
Kanojo: Are you angry? She really is beautiful. Don't you think so?
Kareshi: Not as pretty as you...
Kanojo: (chuckles) Point being, I'm okay with it if you are.
Kareshi: Okay.
Kanojo: Did you ever think of Asapin?
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (tentatively) Yes. (Beat.) Once or twice. (Beat.) It would have been
hard not to.
Kanojo: What do you mean?
Kareshi: I told you the truth about him, right?
Kanojo: Yes. Is that why?
Kareshi: Not entirely. (beat) He told me he loved me once.
Kanojo: Oh. Wow. He did? (Beat.) When?
Kareshi: When we were in junior high. (beat) I'm sure he wanted me. If I'd let
him have me he would have, I'm sure.
Kanojo: What did you do?
Kareshi: I ran away.
Kanojo: But you wondered what it would have been like?
Kareshi: Yes. More than once. (beat) Far more than I ever thought about you and
Maho. (beat) Please, you must believe me. If he tried it again, I'd do the same
thing again...
Kanojo: (reassuring) I believe you, really, I do.
Kareshi: I never think of him like that, either, when he's actually around.
When he's actually around he's annoying when he's not actually frightening.
(beat) Just when I'm alone with my thoughts.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: With me?
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (finally, with some effort) Yes.
Kanojo: (soothing) Is that your fantasy? Is that what you want?
Kareshi: Are you angry?
Kanojo: No. (beat) You can call me Hideaki, if you like...
Kareshi: Is that all right?
Kanojo: (giggles) You know, you _do_ make a cute couple.
Kareshi: (suddenly disgusted) I'll take your word for it.
Kanojo: (as Hideaki, effecting a nasal, effeminate whine) Oh, Soiiichiro,
please fuck me in the ass...
Kareshi: Oh my God. That was so fucking scary just there. You sounded just like
him.
(Kanojo bursts out laughing.)
Kareshi: (sternly) Hideaki, what have you done with Miyazawa and why are you
wearing her uniform?
Kanojo: (as Hideaki) Wha-aat? Is her ass cuter than mine?
(Kareshi finally cracks up. Beat.)
Kareshi: Okay, I was getting too serious there.
Kanojo: (as herself again) Yeah. (beat; more seriously) I'm sorry.
Kareshi: Why?
Kanojo: I feel bad joking about it like that. You have more baggage there than
I thought...
Kareshi: Hideaki's not exactly Peropero, no.
Kanojo: Are _you_ sure about this?
Kareshi: (suddenly determined) Yes. Yes I am.
Kanojo: You're not doing this just to make me happy, are you? I don't want to
hurt you...
Kareshi: You've never hurt me, Yukino. Ever. (beat) I want to.
Kanojo: (acquiescing) Okay.
Kareshi: Hold on and I'll get some protection, ok?
Kanojo: 'k.
(SFX: Kareshi rummaging about in a drawer.)
Kareshi: (a more practical tone) Do you really want it in your ass, though?
Kanojo: (considering it) Hm. I dunno. We could try it, I guess. We'd need to
steal some lube from your parents' room, though...
Kareshi: I don't know. We're okay if we stay in here, but if Mother came up
suddenly and saw me in her things...
Kanojo: Yeah, good point. That could get ugly.
Kareshi: Guess we'll just have to pretend.
Kanojo: Oh, poor baby...(giggles)
(SFX: Zipper being undone, Kareshi slipping out of his trousers.)
Kanojo: You don't want me to suck you first?
Kareshi: No, that's okay. (more dramatically) I've waited too long as it is.
Kanojo: (as Hideaki) Yes, you have. Far too long. (beat) Oh wow!
Kareshi: Do you like it?
"Hideaki" (Kanojo): You're much bigger than I am. Thicker too.
Kareshi: Is that good?
Hideaki: Very good. Miyazawa must be very happy...
Kareshi: (false modesty) Have you heard her complain?
Hideaki: Just that you don't do it enough...
Kareshi: (chuckles) Why am I not surprised? (beat) You _do_ have a great ass...
Hideaki: So do you...oh yeah, squeeze my ass just like that...
Kareshi: Do you like that...?
Hideaki: Yeah...is it as nice as Miyazawa's?
Kareshi: It's a bit like apples and oranges, Hideaki...
Hideaki: (wheedling) You can do better than that...
Kareshi: It's more muscular, that's for sure.
Hideaki: Firmer?
Kareshi: Yes.
Hideaki: Tighter?
Kareshi: Well...
Hideaki: (playfully) Only one way to find out, right?
Kareshi: Right...May I kiss your ass?
Hideaki: Any time!
(Kareshi laughs.)
(SFX: Bed creaks as "Hideaki" rolls over so Kareshi can kiss "his" ass.)
Hideaki: Oh yeah...oh god, Soichiro, why'd you wait so long to touch me?
Kareshi: I'm sorry...
Hideaki: Was it because of Miyazawa?
Kareshi: I was afraid of what she'd say. I never dreamed she'd say it was okay.
Hideaki: She never struck me as the jealous sort.
Kareshi: Were you jealous?
Hideaki: You're entitled to Miyazawa if I can have Merryland...oh,
darling, I can't wait any more, I want it in me now.
Kareshi: Okay, let me put the rubber on first...
Hideaki: Actually, can I?
Kareshi: If you like. (Beat; inhales sharply) Hnn...
Hideaki: You like it when I put the rubber on?
Kareshi: Yes. I do like that. Feels great...
Hideaki: So do you. I'm really jealous. Mine is so small...
Kareshi: (confused a moment) What?
Hideaki: My cock. My little boy-clitty...
Kareshi: Don't worry. I never hear the girls complain about you...
Hideaki: I'm just really creative. They like that...
Kareshi: You want me to fuck your little boy-pussy? You want me to fuck your
ass?
Hideaki: Oh God, I thought you'd never ask...(chuckles) You like the slow
buildup, don't you?
Kareshi: Do I talk too much?
Hideaki: No, it's nice...I like it. You're more sensitive than you give
yourself credit for.
Kareshi: Oh?
Hideaki: Now I really need you for Merryland. I'm starting to worry about the
competition...
Kareshi: Don't worry, you can take Merryland.
Hideaki: I want you to take _me_. (beat) Hold on 'til I kneel down by the bed.
Kareshi: Okay...
(SFX: Bed creaks as "Hideaki" and Kareshi get up. Creaks again as "Hideaki"
kneels by the bed.)
Kareshi: You ready?
Hideaki: Yeah...whenever you are.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi penetrates.)
Kareshi: (suddenly inhales) Hnn!
Hideaki: Oh yeah...that's it...go slow, it's real sensitive...
Kareshi: Okay...
(SFX: Bed creaks as they begin to fuck.)
Kareshi: God, you're tighter than I thought...hot too...
Hideaki: Tighter than Miyazawa?
Kareshi: Yeah...
Hideaki: I wasn't...(breath catches) sure...
Kareshi: You weren't?
Hideaki: I've been saving it for you, all this time...
Kareshi: Really?
Hideaki: You're the only boy I ever loved...
Kareshi: Ah...(in one breath) Hideaki I love you...
Hideaki: You do?...
Kareshi: I can't believe I just said that...
Hideaki: I love you too...oh yes, you're so big and thick and hard...rub my
cock while you fuck me...
Kareshi: Okay...(beat) You have a really nice cock, you know...
Hideaki: Unnh...I do?
Kareshi: Yes, it's lovely...You've a lovely cock, a lovely ass...
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: Unnh...oh shit, Hideaki, I'm getting close...
Hideaki: Me too...go a bit faster...
(SFX: Bed creaks more loudly, at shorter intervals.)
Kareshi: I can't believe I ever hurt you. Can you forgive me?
Hideaki: Don't ever leave me again...
Kareshi: No, never...oh God, I want to come in you so bad...Do you want me to
come in your ass?
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: Do you want me to make you my best boy?
Hideaki: (ecstatic) Yes...please...oh yes, your balls are so big and full of
come...come in my ass...make me your boy...
Kareshi: Forever and ever?
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: (ecstatic) Here I come! Oh God, Hideaki, I love you so much! I'm
coming! Yeah! Nngh! Nngh! Nngh!
Hideaki: I can feel you spurting! Yeah! Oh, I'm gonna shoot too! Rub my cock
while I come! Ah! Ah! _Ah_!
Kareshi: Nngh...nngh...ahh...ahh...(sighs deeply)
Hideaki: Oooh...
Kareshi: (breathless) I love you, Hideaki.
Hideaki: (not much better) I love you too, Soichiro...
(The two pause to get their breath back. Long beat.)
Kanojo: (as herself again) Wow...
Kareshi: Yeah...
Kanojo: Darn, my throat's dry.
Kareshi: You want some soda?
Kanojo: Yeah. Let me get some soda.
Kareshi: Sure. Need to throw this away anyway.
Kanojo: You want a napkin to hide it in?
Kareshi: Yes, please.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo get up.)
(SFX: Soda being poured into glasses.)
Kanojo: Here.
Kareshi: Thanks.
(SFX: Kareshi walking to the trash can, opening it, throwing the used
condom in, walking back to the bed.)
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo sit back on the bed.)
Kanojo: (slurps on soda) Mm. Yeah. That's better. So. How was it?
Kareshi: (sips his own) Hmm...better than average...
Kanojo: (slyly) In other words, the best you've ever had, right?
Kareshi: Probably better than the real thing would have been, that's
for sure.
Kanojo: Hello? That's _definitely_ better to you!
Kareshi: True. He'd have wanted to do _me_ in the ass, knowing him.
Kanojo: (laughs) Yeah, really...
Kareshi: You don't really tell him about our sex life, do you?
Kanojo: (mock indignation) Excuse you! No!
Kareshi: (chuckles) Of course. Sorry. (sips) Did you really come again?
You really got into it...
Kanojo: Yeah. Yeah I did. (slurps) For a split second I couldn't tell
if I was me or Asapin. I guess it was half me and half Asapin. That
ever happen to you? When you're really into a fantasy? You can't tell
if you're you or someone else?
Kareshi: Yes...I think I know what you mean. (beat) What about your
partner?
Kanojo: What? You really thought I was Asapin for a sec? That must have
been bizarre.
Kareshi: You seemed to like the idea of me being Peropero.
Kanojo: (chuckles) Yeah, well...(slurps) But yeah. You were really into
it too. Pretty amazing.
Kareshi: Did it freak you out?
Kanojo: No, just...it seemed pretty intense.
Kareshi: (reflective) Hm. I guess I'm the intense sort, that's all...
(Beat.)
Kanojo: Are you sure you're okay?
Kareshi: Why wouldn't I be okay?
Kanojo: With what we did just now, I mean...
Kareshi: Of course I am.
Kanojo: You don't sound it.
Kareshi: No, it's just...a bit alarming, I suppose. How good it really
was.
Kanojo: (soothing) Why? Tell me.
(Kareshi does not immediately answer. Beat.)
Kanojo: Do you feel bad? About thinking about him like that?
Kareshi: A little.
Kanojo: Because he's a boy?
Kareshi: Because he's not you.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: (very even tone) Maho was telling me something the other day...
Kareshi: (groaning) Oh no...here we go again...sex tips from Maho...
Kanojo: No, really! You should hear this. She wants to be a
neurologist, so she was reading up on brainwaves and she was explaining
this to me. (beat) I kinda told her about Peropero.
Kareshi: (snorts, stifling a laugh) What did she say?
Kanojo: Well, I said, "That's pretty perverted, huh?" Because like I
said, I wouldn't really want to do that with Peropero.
Kareshi: Really?
Kanojo: (firmly) _Really._ Come on, who knows where that dog's been...
Kareshi: (chuckles) Yeah, really.
Kanojo: And she explained, very calmly about brain waves. You have beta
waves, that dominate when you're awake. Then you have alpha waves that
dominate during REM sleep, or when you're using your imagination or
being creative and so forth...
Kareshi: Your dream waves?
Kanojo: Yeah. They _also_ dominate--surprise surprise--when you're
having sex or masturbating and you're having a sexual fantasy. Then
when you come you have omega waves, which only dominate the rest of the
time when you're in a deep sleep or a trance of something.
Kareshi: So...what's that got to do with...
Kanojo: Me and Peropero?
Kareshi: Or me and Hideaki.
Kanojo: That's what I asked Maho. And she said, "You're not responsible
for your dreams, and you're not responsible for your fantasies.
Because, at a neurological level, there really is no difference. So
think of it as nothing more than a very strange but _very_ pleasant
dream." (beat; soothing) Okay?
Kareshi: Are _you_ okay?
Kanojo: Is that what you're worried about?
Kareshi: A little. (beat) A lot. (beat) Are you jealous?
Kanojo: Why? I wanted it too. I really loved sharing that with you.
(beat) Look at it this way. You're not afraid I'll run off with
Peropero, are you?
Kareshi: (snorts) No.
Kanojo: Well then. (beat) Thank you...for sharing that with me,
Soichiro.
Kareshi: Thank _you_...Yukino.
Kanojo: I love you.
Kareshi: I love you too.
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kareshi: Yukino?
Kanojo: Yes?
Kareshi: It's just...I don't think I can stand anything that intense
more than once a lifetime.
Kanojo: Hit a tender spot, huh?
Kareshi: Yes. I dare say tenderer than Maho.
Kanojo: Well...she's never tried to kiss me, no. (beat) You don't have
to say anything, if you don't want. But I don't mind you having dreams.
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (more upbeat, coy) Do you want me to play Maho one of these
days?
Kanojo: (teasing) After exams maybe. (yawns)
Kareshi: About that nap...
Kanojo: Right. Yeah, I'm starting to feel it too.
Kareshi: Okay, let me set the alarm. An hour?
Kanojo: Right.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo get up.)
Kareshi: You can stay on the bed, if you like, Miyazawa...
Kanojo: I was thinking the floor.
Kareshi: The floor?
Kanojo: If we take the bed we'll sleep all night. Besides, what if
someone came up? Have to keep up some appearances...
Kareshi: You should put your panties just the same.
Kanojo: (mock indignance) I don't need to take that from a man without
any pants, Arima.
(Beat.)
Kareshi: Point.
(SFX: Kareshi picking up his pants, rezipping his fly.)
Kareshi: Never neglect the small things in life. (beat) There's your
panties.
Kanojo: Thanks.
Kareshi: The floor...okay...
Kanojo: We can get a little comfy. You don't want to cuddle?
Kareshi: I want to cuddle.
Kanojo: Good. (titters)
(SFX: Slight thump as they lie down on the floor.)
Kanojo: You know just what I like. That's it.
Kareshi: What?
Kanojo: You must have been a girl in a past life. I'm sure of it.
Kareshi: What about you? I think there's hope for Hideaki yet. I think
I really am dating a boy.
(Kanojo laughs out loud.)
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kanojo: (softly) Sweet dreams.
Kareshi: You too.
TSUZUKU
---
Heckler: That was never fifteen minutes just now!
Announcer: (stiffly) We're sorry. The management does not provide refunds to
patrons who can't contain themselves.
Other: Yeah, fuck you too!
Announcer: (even more stiffly). I'm sorry, but my wife would not approve of
that. But thanks for asking.
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working title of "The Odyssey of Amy Bellette," will not be ready by Anime
Central 2003. The people responsible have been sacked.
The following lemon has been prepared instead at great expense and at the last
minute, and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, except to lonely fanboys.
And, given that mention is made of Hideaki Asaba, perhaps fangirls too.
Actually, probably mostly fangirls, given the way it turned out. Our chairman
prefers to think he's secure enough not to worry about it, however.
Regardless of gender or inclinations (actual or fantastic, which are not always
congruent in these matters) the reader should at the very least be mature
enough to handle this sort of thing. If there is doubt in the reader's mind, he
(or she) should probably not read what follows.
We can reassure the reader that all acts are consensual and mostly IC, at least
on a purely physical level; keeping a lemon IC is no mean feat, though when the
leads are known to be sexually active it is a bit easier. However, as
description of the minutiae of standard sex acts doubtless is not very
interesting reading (or writing) to a mature reader worthy of the adjective,
the following lemon will be presented in sound only. A dialogue for an audio
CD, perhaps.
I don't know when this is set exactly in my fanfic corpus (if anywhere). After
Susuharai, but before Arima's mother comes back and he decides he's not worthy
of Yukino (again) and decides to avoid her. Their final year of high school,
anyway.
Comments welcome, including those typed with one hand (it'll be proof I knew
what I was doing).
--
A Break From Real Life
--
A _Kareshi Kanojo no Jijo_ (_Karekano_) fanfic by Paul Corrigan
--
_Karekano_ concept devised by Masami Tsuda
--
(SFX: Martial sounding music from the archives.)
Announcer: In the year 2003 AD the Japanese Empire lay in ruins. The bursting
of the bubble economy had resulted in record unemployment...
Heckler: Get on with it!
Another: You call that porn, dumbfuck?
Announcer: Sorry. (splutters)
(SFX: Music cuts out abruptly.)
Announcer: Point being, in Kawasaki a male and a female of eighteen years of
age, who shall remain anonymous to protect their privacy, who to relieve the
stress of studying for college exams decided to do what comes naturally to
young people in love.
Heckler: That's more like it.
Other: Huh huh...Japanese schoolgirls...
Announcer: Without further ado...
(SFX: A pencil being placed on a table.)
Kareshi: I can't think any more. I need a break.
Kanojo: From studying?
Kareshi: From real life.
Kanojo: Yeah.
Kareshi: God, I'll be glad to get these exams over with. Haven't slept properly
in weeks...wired from all this soda...
Kanojo: Yeah, I know the feeling. (beat; coyly) Makes me kind of ticklish...
Kareshi: You have the energy for that?
Kanojo: We haven't made love in weeks either...
Kareshi: (whining) Miyazawa, all I really want is a nap...
Kanojo: So...we can get ourselves both off and knock ourselves out for--an
hour?--and we'll be good to go 'til dawn if need be.
Kareshi: (beginning to cave) Well...
Kanojo: Works wonders. Couldn't have survived those all-nighters in junior high
if I hadn't known how to look after myself, so to speak.
Kareshi: I see.
Kanojo: (more softly) Or held out for you.
Kareshi: Flattery will get you nowhere. I know that tone of voice.
Kanojo: (beginning to whine) Oh come on, Arima! It'll be fun!
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (acquiescing) All right, what the hell. (chuckles) That'd be a sight
to see...you masturbating in that awful tracksuit...
Kanojo: (sweetly) It was very comfortable. And the elastic waist allowed easy
access...
Kareshi: So does the skirt of your uniform. And it makes you look _much_ sexier.
Kanojo: Sexy? Me? In this?
Kareshi: Yes. I never told you that?
Kanojo: No. (chuckles) You like a girl in uniform? Go fig--must be the short
skirt...
Kareshi: Partly. But mostly the girl inside it. You really do look sexy in that,
you know...
Kanojo: (genuinely flattered; softly) Thank you...
Kareshi: Kiss?
Kanojo: Yes, please.
(SFX: They kiss, at first tentatively, then with more force.)
Kareshi: (with mock gravity) Will milady be needing a great deal of foreplay
this evening?
Kanojo: (breathing heavily) No, that's okay...It's true, you know. When I'm
this wired it doesn't take a whole lot...just lick my pussy some and I
shouldn't take too long...
Kareshi: Okay. We should probably go over to the bed.
Kanojo: Right.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kanojo sits down on the bed.)
Kanojo: Take these panties off...Okay.
(SFx: Bed creaks as Kanojo lies down.)
Kareshi: You ready?
Kanojo: You have no idea. (laughs) Yeah, whenever you are, honey.
(Beat.)
(SFX: Occasional licking sounds as Kareshi licks Kanojo's genitals.)
Kanojo: (begins to moan with pleasure) Nnnn...ahhhn...yeah...good boy...
Kareshi: (coming up for air; skeptically) What? I'm Peropero now?
Kanojo: (coyly) He's a _very_ good dog, you know...
Kareshi: (shocked) You did _not_ make him...
Kanojo: (firmly) No, I did not take advantage of Peropero, silly. He's my
baby...
Kareshi: I believe you...(resumes)
Kanojo: Just a...nice little...fantasy of mine...ah!...Soichiro?
Kareshi: (his mouth full) Hm?
Kanojo: You don't mind if I...now the cat's out of the bag, I mean...
Kareshi: The dog?
Kanojo: (laughs) The dog, yeah! (titters, then stops as Kareshi resumes) ...do
you mind if I...indulge it a bit more?
Kareshi: Mm mm mm mm.
Kanojo: (scolds teasingly) Don't talk with your mouth full.
Kareshi: I can't stop you.
Kanojo: I mean, I wanted to talk like you were Peropero. Turns me on something
fierce...
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (a bit skeptically) I don't see why not...
Kanojo: (more seriously) It won't gross you out or anything?
Kareshi: (firmly) No, it won't gross me out. Why would it?
Kanojo: Okay. Down, boy. (laughs)
(Kareshi laughs too, then resumes his ministrations.)
Kanojo: Mmm...(endearingly, as if to a pet) Good boy, you're such a
good little doggie. Do I taste good down there? Huh?...
Kareshi: (playing along) Mm.
Kanojo: (still endearingly) I do?...(begins to moan again, speech increasingly
frenzied and breathless; losing herself in her fantasy) Nnnn...Oooh...Yeah,
that's right, good boy...Yes, right there... Ah!...Oh yes, you're making
mistress feel so good...I love your tongue, it's so wet and slippery...Good
boy...Yeah...You really like this, huh? Do I smell good? I bet I smell like a
bitch in heat...Yeah...I bet you'd like to fuck your little mistress, huh? Pump
me full like the bitch I am...yeah...if you're really good I might even let you
do it, too...ooh, mistress is such a horny bitch...unnnh...
(SFX: Bed begins to creak as Kanojo begins to squirm.)
Kanojo: Oh yeah, I'm going to come soon...yeah...keep doing that, don't
stop...you're such a good boy, licking your horny mistress' cunt...oh yeah...oh
yeah...oh yeah, there it is...here it comes...ah...ah... ah..._Ah_! I'm coming!
Annh! Annh! Annh! Unnh! Unnh! Ah! Oh...ooooh...
(Beat. Kanojo gasps for breath.)
Kanojo: (satisfied) Mmmm...yeah...good boy...you're such a good boy...
Kareshi: This is nice.
Kanojo: (snapping out of it) Oh. What is?
Kareshi: Being petted like a puppy dog. It's nice.
Kanojo: Oh yeah? (titters, then sighs with contentment)
Kareshi: You look like you had fun.
Kanojo: Are you kidding? That was _good_...!
Kareshi: I believe it. You should have seen yourself...
Kanojo: What? It get you going?
Kareshi: More than I was...
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kanojo: Can I feel?
Kareshi: Of course.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: I guess you weren't lying.
Kareshi: To you? Why would I?
Kanojo: Hokay. Now it's your turn.
Kareshi: I understand I've earned my doggie treat, mistress Yukino?
Kanojo: I think so.
Kareshi: Well then...
Kanojo: (cutting off Kareshi's speech) Though what I actually _meant_ was,
you've let me get off on one of _my_ sickest fantasies, so you ought to be able
to get off on one of yours.
Kareshi: I hadn't thought of that...
Kanojo: You _do_ have dirty thoughts, right?
Kareshi: Well, yes, but...
Kanojo: What?
Kareshi: I'm not sure what you'll think...
Kanojo: (firmly) Look. If you can handle Peropero, I can handle anything you
can throw at me. Spill.
Kareshi: (cautious) You're sure?
Kanojo: (getting frustrated) _Yes._
Kareshi: (capitulating; fishes for something) Well...I had in mind when I
walked in the room when you and the girls were in that play and saw Maho with
her hand on your chest...
Kanojo: (a tad embarrassed) Oh God...
Kareshi: (reassuring) It's okay. It's okay. I know that wasn't what it might
have been. If it had been, I'd have had a fit. (beat) But the thought of what
it might have been--
Kanojo: Turned you on?
Kareshi: A bit. Yes. (beat)
Kanojo: So...you want to pretend to be Maho?
Kareshi: I'm not sure about that...I don't know her that well, so I wouldn't
make a good impersonation of her...
Kanojo: (reassuring) I don't know. You look a bit alike. You have her hair. She
could be your sister...
(Beat.)
Kareshi: You've thought about this?
Kanojo: You never thought about Asapin?
Kareshi: I asked first.
Kanojo: Okay, okay. (beat) Once or twice.
Kareshi: I see.
Kanojo: Are you angry? She really is beautiful. Don't you think so?
Kareshi: Not as pretty as you...
Kanojo: (chuckles) Point being, I'm okay with it if you are.
Kareshi: Okay.
Kanojo: Did you ever think of Asapin?
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (tentatively) Yes. (Beat.) Once or twice. (Beat.) It would have been
hard not to.
Kanojo: What do you mean?
Kareshi: I told you the truth about him, right?
Kanojo: Yes. Is that why?
Kareshi: Not entirely. (beat) He told me he loved me once.
Kanojo: Oh. Wow. He did? (Beat.) When?
Kareshi: When we were in junior high. (beat) I'm sure he wanted me. If I'd let
him have me he would have, I'm sure.
Kanojo: What did you do?
Kareshi: I ran away.
Kanojo: But you wondered what it would have been like?
Kareshi: Yes. More than once. (beat) Far more than I ever thought about you and
Maho. (beat) Please, you must believe me. If he tried it again, I'd do the same
thing again...
Kanojo: (reassuring) I believe you, really, I do.
Kareshi: I never think of him like that, either, when he's actually around.
When he's actually around he's annoying when he's not actually frightening.
(beat) Just when I'm alone with my thoughts.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: With me?
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (finally, with some effort) Yes.
Kanojo: (soothing) Is that your fantasy? Is that what you want?
Kareshi: Are you angry?
Kanojo: No. (beat) You can call me Hideaki, if you like...
Kareshi: Is that all right?
Kanojo: (giggles) You know, you _do_ make a cute couple.
Kareshi: (suddenly disgusted) I'll take your word for it.
Kanojo: (as Hideaki, effecting a nasal, effeminate whine) Oh, Soiiichiro,
please fuck me in the ass...
Kareshi: Oh my God. That was so fucking scary just there. You sounded just like
him.
(Kanojo bursts out laughing.)
Kareshi: (sternly) Hideaki, what have you done with Miyazawa and why are you
wearing her uniform?
Kanojo: (as Hideaki) Wha-aat? Is her ass cuter than mine?
(Kareshi finally cracks up. Beat.)
Kareshi: Okay, I was getting too serious there.
Kanojo: (as herself again) Yeah. (beat; more seriously) I'm sorry.
Kareshi: Why?
Kanojo: I feel bad joking about it like that. You have more baggage there than
I thought...
Kareshi: Hideaki's not exactly Peropero, no.
Kanojo: Are _you_ sure about this?
Kareshi: (suddenly determined) Yes. Yes I am.
Kanojo: You're not doing this just to make me happy, are you? I don't want to
hurt you...
Kareshi: You've never hurt me, Yukino. Ever. (beat) I want to.
Kanojo: (acquiescing) Okay.
Kareshi: Hold on and I'll get some protection, ok?
Kanojo: 'k.
(SFX: Kareshi rummaging about in a drawer.)
Kareshi: (a more practical tone) Do you really want it in your ass, though?
Kanojo: (considering it) Hm. I dunno. We could try it, I guess. We'd need to
steal some lube from your parents' room, though...
Kareshi: I don't know. We're okay if we stay in here, but if Mother came up
suddenly and saw me in her things...
Kanojo: Yeah, good point. That could get ugly.
Kareshi: Guess we'll just have to pretend.
Kanojo: Oh, poor baby...(giggles)
(SFX: Zipper being undone, Kareshi slipping out of his trousers.)
Kanojo: You don't want me to suck you first?
Kareshi: No, that's okay. (more dramatically) I've waited too long as it is.
Kanojo: (as Hideaki) Yes, you have. Far too long. (beat) Oh wow!
Kareshi: Do you like it?
"Hideaki" (Kanojo): You're much bigger than I am. Thicker too.
Kareshi: Is that good?
Hideaki: Very good. Miyazawa must be very happy...
Kareshi: (false modesty) Have you heard her complain?
Hideaki: Just that you don't do it enough...
Kareshi: (chuckles) Why am I not surprised? (beat) You _do_ have a great ass...
Hideaki: So do you...oh yeah, squeeze my ass just like that...
Kareshi: Do you like that...?
Hideaki: Yeah...is it as nice as Miyazawa's?
Kareshi: It's a bit like apples and oranges, Hideaki...
Hideaki: (wheedling) You can do better than that...
Kareshi: It's more muscular, that's for sure.
Hideaki: Firmer?
Kareshi: Yes.
Hideaki: Tighter?
Kareshi: Well...
Hideaki: (playfully) Only one way to find out, right?
Kareshi: Right...May I kiss your ass?
Hideaki: Any time!
(Kareshi laughs.)
(SFX: Bed creaks as "Hideaki" rolls over so Kareshi can kiss "his" ass.)
Hideaki: Oh yeah...oh god, Soichiro, why'd you wait so long to touch me?
Kareshi: I'm sorry...
Hideaki: Was it because of Miyazawa?
Kareshi: I was afraid of what she'd say. I never dreamed she'd say it was okay.
Hideaki: She never struck me as the jealous sort.
Kareshi: Were you jealous?
Hideaki: You're entitled to Miyazawa if I can have Merryland...oh,
darling, I can't wait any more, I want it in me now.
Kareshi: Okay, let me put the rubber on first...
Hideaki: Actually, can I?
Kareshi: If you like. (Beat; inhales sharply) Hnn...
Hideaki: You like it when I put the rubber on?
Kareshi: Yes. I do like that. Feels great...
Hideaki: So do you. I'm really jealous. Mine is so small...
Kareshi: (confused a moment) What?
Hideaki: My cock. My little boy-clitty...
Kareshi: Don't worry. I never hear the girls complain about you...
Hideaki: I'm just really creative. They like that...
Kareshi: You want me to fuck your little boy-pussy? You want me to fuck your
ass?
Hideaki: Oh God, I thought you'd never ask...(chuckles) You like the slow
buildup, don't you?
Kareshi: Do I talk too much?
Hideaki: No, it's nice...I like it. You're more sensitive than you give
yourself credit for.
Kareshi: Oh?
Hideaki: Now I really need you for Merryland. I'm starting to worry about the
competition...
Kareshi: Don't worry, you can take Merryland.
Hideaki: I want you to take _me_. (beat) Hold on 'til I kneel down by the bed.
Kareshi: Okay...
(SFX: Bed creaks as "Hideaki" and Kareshi get up. Creaks again as "Hideaki"
kneels by the bed.)
Kareshi: You ready?
Hideaki: Yeah...whenever you are.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi penetrates.)
Kareshi: (suddenly inhales) Hnn!
Hideaki: Oh yeah...that's it...go slow, it's real sensitive...
Kareshi: Okay...
(SFX: Bed creaks as they begin to fuck.)
Kareshi: God, you're tighter than I thought...hot too...
Hideaki: Tighter than Miyazawa?
Kareshi: Yeah...
Hideaki: I wasn't...(breath catches) sure...
Kareshi: You weren't?
Hideaki: I've been saving it for you, all this time...
Kareshi: Really?
Hideaki: You're the only boy I ever loved...
Kareshi: Ah...(in one breath) Hideaki I love you...
Hideaki: You do?...
Kareshi: I can't believe I just said that...
Hideaki: I love you too...oh yes, you're so big and thick and hard...rub my
cock while you fuck me...
Kareshi: Okay...(beat) You have a really nice cock, you know...
Hideaki: Unnh...I do?
Kareshi: Yes, it's lovely...You've a lovely cock, a lovely ass...
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: Unnh...oh shit, Hideaki, I'm getting close...
Hideaki: Me too...go a bit faster...
(SFX: Bed creaks more loudly, at shorter intervals.)
Kareshi: I can't believe I ever hurt you. Can you forgive me?
Hideaki: Don't ever leave me again...
Kareshi: No, never...oh God, I want to come in you so bad...Do you want me to
come in your ass?
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: Do you want me to make you my best boy?
Hideaki: (ecstatic) Yes...please...oh yes, your balls are so big and full of
come...come in my ass...make me your boy...
Kareshi: Forever and ever?
Hideaki: Yeah...
Kareshi: (ecstatic) Here I come! Oh God, Hideaki, I love you so much! I'm
coming! Yeah! Nngh! Nngh! Nngh!
Hideaki: I can feel you spurting! Yeah! Oh, I'm gonna shoot too! Rub my cock
while I come! Ah! Ah! _Ah_!
Kareshi: Nngh...nngh...ahh...ahh...(sighs deeply)
Hideaki: Oooh...
Kareshi: (breathless) I love you, Hideaki.
Hideaki: (not much better) I love you too, Soichiro...
(The two pause to get their breath back. Long beat.)
Kanojo: (as herself again) Wow...
Kareshi: Yeah...
Kanojo: Darn, my throat's dry.
Kareshi: You want some soda?
Kanojo: Yeah. Let me get some soda.
Kareshi: Sure. Need to throw this away anyway.
Kanojo: You want a napkin to hide it in?
Kareshi: Yes, please.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo get up.)
(SFX: Soda being poured into glasses.)
Kanojo: Here.
Kareshi: Thanks.
(SFX: Kareshi walking to the trash can, opening it, throwing the used
condom in, walking back to the bed.)
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo sit back on the bed.)
Kanojo: (slurps on soda) Mm. Yeah. That's better. So. How was it?
Kareshi: (sips his own) Hmm...better than average...
Kanojo: (slyly) In other words, the best you've ever had, right?
Kareshi: Probably better than the real thing would have been, that's
for sure.
Kanojo: Hello? That's _definitely_ better to you!
Kareshi: True. He'd have wanted to do _me_ in the ass, knowing him.
Kanojo: (laughs) Yeah, really...
Kareshi: You don't really tell him about our sex life, do you?
Kanojo: (mock indignation) Excuse you! No!
Kareshi: (chuckles) Of course. Sorry. (sips) Did you really come again?
You really got into it...
Kanojo: Yeah. Yeah I did. (slurps) For a split second I couldn't tell
if I was me or Asapin. I guess it was half me and half Asapin. That
ever happen to you? When you're really into a fantasy? You can't tell
if you're you or someone else?
Kareshi: Yes...I think I know what you mean. (beat) What about your
partner?
Kanojo: What? You really thought I was Asapin for a sec? That must have
been bizarre.
Kareshi: You seemed to like the idea of me being Peropero.
Kanojo: (chuckles) Yeah, well...(slurps) But yeah. You were really into
it too. Pretty amazing.
Kareshi: Did it freak you out?
Kanojo: No, just...it seemed pretty intense.
Kareshi: (reflective) Hm. I guess I'm the intense sort, that's all...
(Beat.)
Kanojo: Are you sure you're okay?
Kareshi: Why wouldn't I be okay?
Kanojo: With what we did just now, I mean...
Kareshi: Of course I am.
Kanojo: You don't sound it.
Kareshi: No, it's just...a bit alarming, I suppose. How good it really
was.
Kanojo: (soothing) Why? Tell me.
(Kareshi does not immediately answer. Beat.)
Kanojo: Do you feel bad? About thinking about him like that?
Kareshi: A little.
Kanojo: Because he's a boy?
Kareshi: Because he's not you.
(Beat.)
Kanojo: (very even tone) Maho was telling me something the other day...
Kareshi: (groaning) Oh no...here we go again...sex tips from Maho...
Kanojo: No, really! You should hear this. She wants to be a
neurologist, so she was reading up on brainwaves and she was explaining
this to me. (beat) I kinda told her about Peropero.
Kareshi: (snorts, stifling a laugh) What did she say?
Kanojo: Well, I said, "That's pretty perverted, huh?" Because like I
said, I wouldn't really want to do that with Peropero.
Kareshi: Really?
Kanojo: (firmly) _Really._ Come on, who knows where that dog's been...
Kareshi: (chuckles) Yeah, really.
Kanojo: And she explained, very calmly about brain waves. You have beta
waves, that dominate when you're awake. Then you have alpha waves that
dominate during REM sleep, or when you're using your imagination or
being creative and so forth...
Kareshi: Your dream waves?
Kanojo: Yeah. They _also_ dominate--surprise surprise--when you're
having sex or masturbating and you're having a sexual fantasy. Then
when you come you have omega waves, which only dominate the rest of the
time when you're in a deep sleep or a trance of something.
Kareshi: So...what's that got to do with...
Kanojo: Me and Peropero?
Kareshi: Or me and Hideaki.
Kanojo: That's what I asked Maho. And she said, "You're not responsible
for your dreams, and you're not responsible for your fantasies.
Because, at a neurological level, there really is no difference. So
think of it as nothing more than a very strange but _very_ pleasant
dream." (beat; soothing) Okay?
Kareshi: Are _you_ okay?
Kanojo: Is that what you're worried about?
Kareshi: A little. (beat) A lot. (beat) Are you jealous?
Kanojo: Why? I wanted it too. I really loved sharing that with you.
(beat) Look at it this way. You're not afraid I'll run off with
Peropero, are you?
Kareshi: (snorts) No.
Kanojo: Well then. (beat) Thank you...for sharing that with me,
Soichiro.
Kareshi: Thank _you_...Yukino.
Kanojo: I love you.
Kareshi: I love you too.
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kareshi: Yukino?
Kanojo: Yes?
Kareshi: It's just...I don't think I can stand anything that intense
more than once a lifetime.
Kanojo: Hit a tender spot, huh?
Kareshi: Yes. I dare say tenderer than Maho.
Kanojo: Well...she's never tried to kiss me, no. (beat) You don't have
to say anything, if you don't want. But I don't mind you having dreams.
(Beat.)
Kareshi: (more upbeat, coy) Do you want me to play Maho one of these
days?
Kanojo: (teasing) After exams maybe. (yawns)
Kareshi: About that nap...
Kanojo: Right. Yeah, I'm starting to feel it too.
Kareshi: Okay, let me set the alarm. An hour?
Kanojo: Right.
(SFX: Bed creaks as Kareshi and Kanojo get up.)
Kareshi: You can stay on the bed, if you like, Miyazawa...
Kanojo: I was thinking the floor.
Kareshi: The floor?
Kanojo: If we take the bed we'll sleep all night. Besides, what if
someone came up? Have to keep up some appearances...
Kareshi: You should put your panties just the same.
Kanojo: (mock indignance) I don't need to take that from a man without
any pants, Arima.
(Beat.)
Kareshi: Point.
(SFX: Kareshi picking up his pants, rezipping his fly.)
Kareshi: Never neglect the small things in life. (beat) There's your
panties.
Kanojo: Thanks.
Kareshi: The floor...okay...
Kanojo: We can get a little comfy. You don't want to cuddle?
Kareshi: I want to cuddle.
Kanojo: Good. (titters)
(SFX: Slight thump as they lie down on the floor.)
Kanojo: You know just what I like. That's it.
Kareshi: What?
Kanojo: You must have been a girl in a past life. I'm sure of it.
Kareshi: What about you? I think there's hope for Hideaki yet. I think
I really am dating a boy.
(Kanojo laughs out loud.)
(SFX: They kiss.)
Kanojo: (softly) Sweet dreams.
Kareshi: You too.
TSUZUKU
---
Heckler: That was never fifteen minutes just now!
Announcer: (stiffly) We're sorry. The management does not provide refunds to
patrons who can't contain themselves.
Other: Yeah, fuck you too!
Announcer: (even more stiffly). I'm sorry, but my wife would not approve of
that. But thanks for asking.
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